Chris Hoekstra

Father, husband, gamer, home chef and Android wizard @ Banno

[Chris Hoekstra @HoekstraChris]

@darrellii Welcome back 🏯

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

💯💯💯💯💯 https://t.co/uJajH5h6RQ

[Janene Pappas @AphroditeSW]

I am looking for my next great job, leading software engineers in making a difference. #opentowork

[Chris Hoekstra @HoekstraChris]

@toddmunnik No arguments here. It's infuriating to see the crap that's passing in this state.

[Chris Hoekstra @HoekstraChris]

@ZachAMcCoy This makes my heart so fucking happy 😭❤️

[Janene Pappas @AphroditeSW]

iOS peeps, we are hiring a Senior Staff Engineer! Come work with us, great team, benefits and all remote. (US folks only, sorry my lovely not-US friends) https://t.co/MJgXrvpLxX

[Chris Hoekstra @HoekstraChris]

@ZachAMcCoy Ohhhh, where to??

[Chris Hoekstra @HoekstraChris]

@PA_Megacorp @TychoBrahe @cwgabriel Holy hell, @cwgabriel, you absolutely NAILED the "nervous awkward kickstarter video co-host". I'm crying over here 😂

[Chris Hoekstra @HoekstraChris]

@ZachAMcCoy I just calculated my percentage and it's also 33% 😲. Twinsies?

[Chris Hoekstra @HoekstraChris]

@ZachAMcCoy For fuck's sake 😡

[Chris Hoekstra @HoekstraChris]

@ZachAMcCoy Fuck imposter syndrome. That is all.

[Chris Hoekstra @HoekstraChris]

@ZachAMcCoy Whales be like

[Chris Hoekstra @HoekstraChris]

@TychoBrahe LOL

(Laugh out loud!!!)

[Chris Hoekstra @HoekstraChris]

@wesiliff @darrellii Holy hell, I wish I could live my life with that type of reasoning.

[Chris Hoekstra @HoekstraChris]

@dannylockard @darrellii For sure! Couldn't believe it, hahaha

[Chris Hoekstra @HoekstraChris]

@ZachAMcCoy @wesiliff @Wizards_DnD LOL

The amount of relevant magic cards to this situation is kind of amazing 😂