Douglas “The Killer” Brown

PIKE Risk Manager ‘87 | 8x Men’s 16” Softball World Champion | Sydney Sweeney Enthusiast | Brewers Hater

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@CWILLIAMSMVP Shameful to see what some chapters allow #please unaffiliate

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@jacobzanolla Too bad it doesn’t count

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@TrevorMegill @Brewers Genuinely how is the first thing you have to say after you win the world series about another team lmao so classless

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@TeoEnjoyer Good take

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Hate when there’s someone else in the public bathroom and I have to pretend like I wash my hands after a shit

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I’ve watched regular season games more exciting these this shit ass “Wolrd Series” games. #Postseason

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First World Series in a long time i genuinely don’t give two fucks about.

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@Picastro1994 @ChiSoxFanMike Shut up nigger

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@chadfinglebutt Gay son extends the lead to 40

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Will never EVER be this hungry #lank

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Is it possible that Busch light is man’s greatest invention? Lmk #fuckem #lank

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@TheBigVacuum97 Still couldn’t pull me out of that

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@XiPeng100 #ultrafag

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@souleybjorkins True American Tragedy #Riptherack

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@EdJames630 Sounds like my kinda Monday Ed

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Happy Finish in a Freshman Friday to those who celebrate #lank

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@AndronioBrown Used to be #underground in the 80s when I was coming up. The younger girls now I meet at college bars are always #down so it’s pretty now not just a meme #ToesOutForDoug

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Was talking to this girl and accidentally made out w her friend. Now she’s gone fml #thatsbaseball

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@justsomeguy1046 Home to some rockets they need the protection #telaviv

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Got with two girls last night and they found out. Too many #apples in the basket, basket #exploded