p.trick

Jogador de 🏀, torcedor de time ruim e contador de piada sem graça.
#VamosSãoPaulo 🇾🇪
#HEATCulture
#FinsUp

[p.trick @HoesLuvFade]

https://t.co/R1h2vkuxLm

[Trae Young @TheTraeYoung]

Another Day, Another Opportunity💯

[JT @jiratickets]

>send potentially life changing risky text
>anxiously wait for her to text back
>pace around the room
>phone buzzes
>instantly check it like a trained dog
>it’s an email from chick-fil-a telling me they updated their privacy policy

[heliocentric offense @mrbucket___]

Did it feel like cocaine

[Shelly do Danilo @spursfla]

Ainda penso: se meu goleiro vai pra área faltando 30 segundos pra acabar o jogo e meu jogador cobra um escanteio curto eu quebro tudo dentro de casa

[gui @eumermo_gl]

a colega acabou de postar print do strava com 1km em 18 minutos faz isso comigo nao amiga por favor

[ً @artfuIchaos]

sometimes a book or a show is five stars because it's a masterpiece. sometimes it's five stars because it made my brain release dopamine. both are valid.

[Deeko @MrDeeko27]

We don’t know that

[kemi @kemimarie]

if you’ve ever hallucinated from lack of sleep you understand how terrible this is. dude was definitely witnessing sea creatures God hasn’t even made yet.

[conny @BlvckJxsus]

#sixfignig LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[nicht dagi @anti_hypeman]

@BlvckJxsus She blew the chance because she with a…

[X2C @SPIRITOFX2C]

Forgot i was stalking her reposts and started liking every tiktok thinking it was my fyp

[𝑨𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒅 ˚୨୧⋆. @pughversee]

this duo

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

This might genuinely be one of the funniest tweets I’ve seen in a while 😭😭

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Yes Officer, I know why you pulled Me over. Because you’re mad at Me. Join the Club.

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

double texted and still got left on read

[Moddey Doomp @ua_ginge]

Kind of shit lamelo ball had in his house

[queertian dunkr @lacresjacan]

tenho uma conexão muito pessoal com foucault porque minha personalidade também se resume a criticar tudo sem nenhum interesse em propor soluções