Ciera Hoffman

Where all my sass goes. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Ciera Hoffman @HoffmanCiera]

Teach me how to Twitter 🤔❔

[Ciera Hoffman @HoffmanCiera]

Nobody:
Me: Hey @ATT

#verizon #verizonoutage

[Ciera Hoffman @HoffmanCiera]

Dean: Hey Siri, 14 minute timer
Siri: Just a moment
Dean: Just a moment? You’ve been sitting in my pocket. Are you busy? 😂

[Ciera Hoffman @HoffmanCiera]

@_TheBink 👏🏼 And tooting their horn as if they started the business 😂
I don’t want to build someone else’s dream of cheap overpriced products- thanks tho 😂💀

[Ciera Hoffman @HoffmanCiera]

How my mom is handling the #COVIDpandemic
#HowDidIGetShittyHandwritingMom

[Ciera Hoffman @HoffmanCiera]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[Ciera Hoffman @HoffmanCiera]

Or doesn’t text you at all the day of 🙃
#ThanksForWastingMyTime

[Ciera Hoffman @HoffmanCiera]

Dean asked me what flavor Bubbly I wanted, I said watermelon.

And then he brought me this:

#NotComplainingTho

[Ciera Hoffman @HoffmanCiera]

👏🏼 the world doesn’t tip toe around you or what you want your kids to see/not see. They learn from YOU.

Also, I hope I’m as fit when I’m 50 😂😳

https://t.co/WKoUPiacXo

[Ciera Hoffman @HoffmanCiera]

👏🏼🙌🏼

[PragerU @prageru]

A simple fact: Good guys with guns stop bad guys with guns.

This is why WE NEED the 2nd Amendment! https://t.co/cGQOl73FLH

[Ciera Hoffman @HoffmanCiera]

My moms 2020 word will be....

[Ciera Hoffman @HoffmanCiera]

This is how my mom threatens my dad, I’m dying 😂😂

[Ciera Hoffman @HoffmanCiera]

@hanson_kennyD Mine finally understand they’re getting a grand dog in the future. 🐶

[Ciera Hoffman @HoffmanCiera]

What dean thinks I look like when I wake up in the morning.
#AmIAPrettyBiscuit

[Ciera Hoffman @HoffmanCiera]

95% of the posts my sister DMs me are unavailable

[Ciera Hoffman @HoffmanCiera]

Just scrolled through a chat to realize a certain person only texts me when they need something.
#DamnImUseful #WhatTheFuckYouWantTho

[Ciera Hoffman @HoffmanCiera]

#ThrowbackTuesday to being 21 🍻

[Ciera Hoffman @HoffmanCiera]

*painting my nails*

Me: I’m going to put on one more coat

Dean: Why, are your toes cold?

[Ciera Hoffman @HoffmanCiera]

@IZZE bring back the Fusions 😭
#IzzeFusion #Izze @PepsiCo

[Ciera Hoffman @HoffmanCiera]

@PeytonRose13 @KelseyLeora825 @NicoleKSchubert The guys filming instead of pulling her away. Smh.