Abby

I’m literally never on Twitter.

[Comedy @VoteToFindOut]

"My memory is so bad."

"How bad is it?"

"How bad is what?"

[Abby @HoffmannAbigail]

Most irritating part about summer is when your mosquito bites don’t itch all day but as soon as you get ready to go to bed they do 🙄

[Abby @HoffmannAbigail]

@JokesMemesFacts Ugly

[Abby @HoffmannAbigail]

@StreichSESports To dream about more baseball

[Abby @HoffmannAbigail]

@Erickson_Dom @GrantKlevgaard You finally wash your mane?

[Benjamin Laffen @laffenben10]

There’s this thing called saving money and holy do I struggle with it

[Jacob Berg @jacobberg42]

So my dad decided to put my grad stuff on.....

[Abby @HoffmannAbigail]

@BDittbenner Don’t forget that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither no read and lead. Why do noses run but feet smell? Why is it called a building if it’s already built?

[Abby @HoffmannAbigail]

So just a random late night thought...but did Adam and Eve have belly buttons or...?

[Abby @HoffmannAbigail]

@BDittbenner Aight I see you. What does water taste like? If a turtle loses its shell is it naked or homeless? If you’re born deaf what language do you think in? Does the alphabet actually need to be in order? Is the s or the c silent in scent?

[Abby @HoffmannAbigail]

@macyjo35 No

[Abby @HoffmannAbigail]

@StreichSESports Facts

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

NOT BREAKING NEWS: it’s cold out.

So...

RT to win a #MNTwins stocking cap!

[Abby @HoffmannAbigail]

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