Patrick Hoffacker

[Patrick Hoffacker @HoffPatrick1]

Man I haha can tweet whatever I want

[Patrick Hoffacker @HoffPatrick1]

Lamborghini makes ugly cars I’m not gonna elaborate more here

[Patrick Hoffacker @HoffPatrick1]

I watched Swiss army man in 2016 and freaked out cause Paul Dano looked like me in some shots

[Patrick Hoffacker @HoffPatrick1]

What’s in the air? Why is everyone flopping rn?

[Patrick Hoffacker @HoffPatrick1]

I feel betrayed. I have the Regal movie pass and my friends decided to get the Alamo Drafthouse movie pass

[Patrick Hoffacker @HoffPatrick1]

Euphoria episode just making me wanna watch All that Jazz again

[Patrick Hoffacker @HoffPatrick1]

50 cent? More like dollar

[Patrick Hoffacker @HoffPatrick1]

Thought I was rich for a second but then I realized my credit card bill and rent were due

[Patrick Hoffacker @HoffPatrick1]

Normalize going out on weekdays and keeping the weekends to yourself

[Patrick Hoffacker @HoffPatrick1]

@not__a_robot I’m making a 30 second short next month and I’d love to have you to compose it

[Patrick Hoffacker @HoffPatrick1]

@not__a_robot Working at a Lowe’s for 6 months, to working at a camera store for 6 months, to finding a decent regular editing job. I tried freelance but I hate it. Too stressful to balance with everything else. And I hate to say it but I don’t think the grass is always greener. My two cents..

[Patrick Hoffacker @HoffPatrick1]

How the fuck is Fort Worth tx sub 1 mil people I genuinely wanna know

[Patrick Hoffacker @HoffPatrick1]

Heyyyyy Twitter I’m with the two funniest, prettiest, hottest, smartest girls in the world right now!!!!!!!! My life ROCKS. It will never be better. I have peaked @nick_cannon2 @deadlymilf

[Patrick Hoffacker @HoffPatrick1]

Bird scooters aren’t real

[Patrick Hoffacker @HoffPatrick1]

Looking for a set of 10 songs that I’ll play on loop every morning for a week, then get sick of

[Patrick Hoffacker @HoffPatrick1]

@kittykate_12 Did it now

[Patrick Hoffacker @HoffPatrick1]

At Randall’s looking for a six pack of something light on a Tuesday night and OF COURSE New Belgium has to have some new sort of IPA with a ridiculously high alcohol content for $10 - you know I bought it

[Patrick Hoffacker @HoffPatrick1]

I would only consider being vegetarian/vegan for the sole reason of not having to deal with the consequences of forgetting to thaw my meat

[Patrick Hoffacker @HoffPatrick1]

3 likes and I’ll tweet again

[Patrick Hoffacker @HoffPatrick1]

Y'all look at this bench

[Patrick Hoffacker @HoffPatrick1]

Why does Twitter recommend me girl boss tweets