Carson

If you got your tickets... WELCOME TO THE HOFFSHO!! Even the losers get lucky sometimes. #rapiddyNASTY #RegEnergy

[Carson @hoffsho67]

Beauty

[Wendel Dyer @shwend]

Let's close this one out @NHLBruins #HNIC

[Carson @hoffsho67]

@heatdaddy69420 Had a bowl of cigs at my wedding this summer. Huge hit. #cigbowl

[Carson @hoffsho67]

@shmevanjanot @heatdaddy69420 Dirty commie fuck

[Carson @hoffsho67]

@SportsCenter That says Anals

[Carson @hoffsho67]

Who has the ALL TIME RECORD though? Like the most shutouts ever? @OkotoksBisons

[Carson @hoffsho67]

hey @OkotoksBisons I feel very disrespected... I know it was 15 years ago but it still stings a bit. #8in04

[Carson @hoffsho67]

@worldhockeyrpt 🤭🤭

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Whale takes a shit at sea world San Antonio, then splashes the crowd right after 😂😭

[Carson @hoffsho67]

@tronnniel @AB84 @sydney_sweeney What?!

[Carson @hoffsho67]

@thenamesisk @McDonalds @BurgerKing @Wendys @Arbys @HarveysCanada @DairyQueen @kfc @Popeyes I don’t know Kevin this was 6 years ago you weirdo

[Carson @hoffsho67]

I’ll just leave this here...

@McDonalds “I’m lovin it” 👌🏻
@BurgerKing “have it your way” 👍🏻
@Wendys “deliciously different” ☝🏻
@Arbys “we have the meats” 🤣
@HarveysCanada “it’s a beautiful thing” 😎

@DairyQueen “fan food” 🤷🏻‍♂️🧐

[Carson @hoffsho67]

@JennyJohnsonHi5 My mom bought me this movie when I was 14 I watched it everyday that summer and told dumb kids they had the personality of a dead moth and to buy a horse and ride it into the mountains. We lost her 2 years ago. Thanks for trip back to ‘98 🍻

[Carson @hoffsho67]

@SaraCivian Like most of the early 2000 I didn’t appreciate this. FFS.

[Carson @hoffsho67]

@jeff_mans Minshew, Howell or Browning superflex ppr

[Carson @hoffsho67]

Marner should focus on winning a cup jeez bad look for your @MapleLeafs

@huntsey01 @CyH17

[Carson @hoffsho67]

I was reminded of this blatant disrespect today. I demand an apology @OkotoksBisons

[Carson @hoffsho67]

hey @OkotoksBisons I feel very disrespected... I know it was 15 years ago but it still stings a bit. #8in04

[Carson @hoffsho67]

@NoContextHumans @fasty_17 WEIRD

[Carson @hoffsho67]

Remember when the Canucks made @strombone1 captain that time? That was weird.

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

Clip got taken down off other platforms so i just want it to live somewhere. This was Bobby Kennedy Jr talking about Dr Fauci and the Pharmaceutical Industry early 2022.

[Carson @hoffsho67]

@thejuniorswayze @ufc @SugaSeanMMA @timex Probably pair nicely with one of these?

[Carson @hoffsho67]

@Jbird_Showtime We have the best American player in the league. So we’re not the Leafs. Life isn’t too bad!

[Carson @hoffsho67]

Gonna need some magic tonight Jackie boy! @NJDevils @amandacstein #GoDevils