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Don’t mind me, I’m just passing through.

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No man can see his own bunghole….

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@mu_1_78 @PicturesFoIder Not if they want to maximize their times by cutting weight or wind resistance due or increasing range of motion. It’s why swimmers shave their legs, or how the ancient Spartans fought naked, although there was an intimidation factor to that last one.

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@PicturesFoIder Or, quit being a child and eat the effing crust….

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@susylicious2023 Yeah, I don’t have kids and I’m like, how’re you gonna miss the birth or your child? I was at the hospital an hour after my NIECE was born. I’d be on the ready if it were mine….

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@MUTLeaksXXVII Eff Matt Stafford, shoot sorry, I mean Stat Padford

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@realBrandonGill Cuz the right is doing such a bang up job, it’s almost like all political figures on all sides are garbage….

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@AlkernS71 @realBrandonGill Posting a pic of some text, must be a true statement, I’m sold…..

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@MmisterNobody There is no Mandela effect, it’s bullshit, you just remember things wrong, happens to me all the time. We don’t need to make up an imaginary effect to explain how we collective misremember shit. It’s not that deep…

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@susylicious2023 Asshole doesn’t do this guy justice, geeze

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@washghost1 To avoid situations like this, I like to mind my own business. It’s real effective, works every time.

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@EpicOnChain @PicturesFoIder My house depreciated so much I sold id for 3x what I bought it for!

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@baharkarakrt 3?

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@EASPORTSCollege Are the high school games to start off back this year? I got excited for a sec when they were “back” in 26, then I played it…..

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@bordeauxyoutube PS5/Michigan, Sherrone Moore’s coming for them codes, hide your butter knives… and your signals…. Cheeseburger sleepover at my place?!

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I got 4 beta codes for you all to try College Football 27 early 🫡 just follow, retweet, and comment your favorite team + platform to enter

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@superzomgbbq The old, old ones were definitely the best!

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@PicturesFoIder Hips don’t lie!

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@PicturesFoIder Wife sounds like a bitch anyhow

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@HelpSupercard @WWESuperCard Anyone else getting this when trying to get the last day for this week?

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@Geniustechw Divorce

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@curiosityonx Die