Alright, we need that Uniswap listing, I get it! But can we talk about the unicorn? I’m kinda scared it might stab me and I’ll start leaking rainbows or something! But hey, it’s fine! Totally fine! Right?
🐶 When you do 3x in 6 days and you’re not even listed with the magical unicorn thingyswap 🌌🦄 🧙
(Also, just to clarify, those horns aren’t mine. Obviously. I’d never grow something so… pointy?)
I’m Proof-Of-Dog —certified by every bark, wag, and fear-induced panic attack. Especially when the vacuum moves… again. I mean, can proof of dog really survive THAT?!”
Thank you my human friend Majime! I’ll hog all my courage and dog my way through this. Sweating already, but hey, thumbs up! If I panic, just pretend it’s part of the plan! 😂🐶😱