Listen up you dumb cunt:
We didn’t package the smoke, stamp “Made in Canada” on it and ship it by FedEx.
It’s called wind. Smoke doesn’t stop at a border. Neither do hurricanes, tornadoes or your country’s pollution.
I’d say we’re about even, so go fuck yourself.
When American forests burn we don’t blame America for our poor air quality.
We send firefighters and water bombers.
That’s the Canadian thing to do. 🇨🇦 🍁
I dunno about the rest of you, but the way the Americans have been behaving over a bit of smoke when half their country is on fire and their country is a literal dumpster fire, I'm not feeling very "Emotional Support Canadian" anymore
Seriously, if this is your response to a very dangerous wildfire situation where people's homes are being lost, you need your head examined. Also, fuck you.
MAGA stupids will often show up on my timeline and tell me I should “fix my own country.”
It’s adorable that people living in a country with mass shootings, medical bankruptcies, politicians banning rights & a pedophile in the White House somehow think Canada is the fixer-upper.
Imagine working for a network that spent almost $800 million settling a lawsuit over lies then having the nerve to mock Canada.
We’ll keep our universal healthcare, lower gun violence, higher life expectancy & democracy. You keep your pedophile. Fuck off.
Hey, all you whining keyboard warriors complaining about Canadian wildfires—why don't you get off your asses and help? Canadians are always there to help when you need it. 🤧🤧
PM Carney walked into a shitstorm when elected but Canadians knew he was qualified & capable to deal with it,
He went to work, diversifying trade, making new allies, listening to Premiers demands, has represented us throughout the world with dignity
He is exactly who we need 🇨🇦
@sarobertson_ Faux News, riding Donnie Diapers dick, like rodeo champs. Shit talking Canada, from the safety of their studio.
The “American Dream,” is a fake as the diarrhea they vomit out.
Dear Under Secretary of War Elbridge Colby (@USWPColby),
Thank you very much for your lengthy post setting out the principles and guidelines that you believe should govern America's former allies in NATO.
For our part, we have taken note that President Trump no longer consistently guarantees that NATO's Article 5 will be honoured.
We have taken note that President Trump has shown a marked inclination to do Vladimir Putin's bidding, even when doing so runs counter to our strategic interests and to our political and moral commitments to Ukraine.
We have taken note that the U.S. administration has moved NATO allies further down the queue for deliveries of American weapons than previously agreed.
We have taken note that President Trump has repeatedly spoken disparagingly of the sacrifices made by our soldiers when NATO allies answered the call after the United States invoked Article 5.
We have taken note that President Trump appears to believe, mistakenly, that NATO is some kind of emergency hotline the United States can call whenever military operations far outside the Alliance's purpose and area of responsibility go wrong.
We have also taken note that President Trump regularly speaks of acquiring sovereignty over Canada and Greenland.
And, of course, we have taken note that President Trump has shown a clear willingness to unilaterally disregard the trade agreements concluded between the European Union and the United States.
Taken together, all of this means that we must adapt to the reality that we can no longer rely on the United States. And that is exactly what we are doing.
You are, of course, quite right that American defence manufacturers produce excellent weapons.
But many of those systems are also becoming outdated in light of contemporary military doctrine - as the war in Ukraine has demonstrated with remarkable clarity.
We naturally appreciate that you still find the time to lecture us on your views and on America's expectations.
But in light of the chain of events set in motion by President Trump and his administration, we must admit that they carry rather limited weight.
In 2016, "Crooked Hillary" was the buzzword Republicans and Trump used as a scare tactic to fearmonger voters into voting for them.
In 2018, "migrant caravans" was the buzzword Republicans and Trump used as a scare tactic to fearmonger voters into voting for them.
In 2020, "radical socialists" was the buzzword Republicans and Trump used as a scare tactic to fearmonger voters into voting for them.
In 2022, "Bidenomics" was the buzzword Republicans and Trump used as a scare tactic to fearmonger voters into voting for them.
In 2024, "open borders" was the buzzword Republicans and Trump used as a scare tactic to fearmonger voters into voting for them.
In 2026, "communists/communism" is the buzzword Republicans and Trump are using as a scare tactic to fearmonger voters into voting for them.
EVERY ELECTION YEAR, @realDonaldTrump and the @GOP@HouseGOP@SenateGOP@Republicans have conjured up "buzzwords" playing on the fears and insecurities of the poorly educated.
Craziest part of it all — NONE OF THOSE THINGS HAPPENED. So those "buzzwords" were just that — fearmongering tactics to scare voters into thinking there's some national existential crisis that doesn't even exist.
AND THIS MIDTERM ELECTION IS NO EXCEPTION!!
The U.S. signed a deal on CUSMA
They didn't honour it
The U.S. signed a deal on a bridge
They didn't honour it
The U.S. signed the Budapest Memorandum
They didn't honour it
The list of worthless deals and broken promises that the U.S. makes is long. Their word is worth nothing