lex

you make beautiful things

[lex @HohnLexy]

Please when I’m old and in the hospital if I drop crumbs in my bed get that shit out ❤️

[lex @HohnLexy]

You always have been

[lex @HohnLexy]

Never have I ever made it all the way through a bag of spinach without it getting moldy

🤞🏻

[lex @HohnLexy]

Hot take: the other side of the door is possibly the best Taylor Swift song that exists

[lex @HohnLexy]

I am kayak hear me roar

[lex @HohnLexy]

Did you know they wrap burritos just like sterile kits

[lex @HohnLexy]

Recently lost my sense of smell. What happens now when I start having a panic attack that there’s a fire somewhere? Can’t obsessively sniff the air to ease my panic. Before judging this has actually helped in the past I sniffed out a melted piece of plastic in the dishwasher lol

[lex @HohnLexy]

#FreeJeffrey

[lex @HohnLexy]

Everything went to shit after harambe died

[lex @HohnLexy]

You are good

[lex @HohnLexy]

I’ll see you in another life

[lex @HohnLexy]

Carmex is like the tequila of chapsticks

[lex @HohnLexy]

I think banking is my lexapro

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

This election is about so much more than @JoeBiden or me. It’s about the soul of America and our willingness to fight for it. We have a lot of work ahead of us. Let’s get started.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country.

The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not.

I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.

[lex @HohnLexy]

@BuntingElias Love this ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[lex @HohnLexy]

I just want squirrels to know that I’m not gonna hurt them and they don’t have to run away from me :(

[lex @HohnLexy]

@tonster_abraham Yes omg

[lex @HohnLexy]

Sarah RegisteredNurseRN I love you