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watch my sanity fluctuate

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fucking allergies

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fucking alive

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On the bright side, it’s not quite as heavy handed as it was 4+ months ago. Small positives.

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It would be super swell if my fight or flight response could chill out. Like bro, I’m painting plastic soldiers, not going to war with them.

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@BrandonMcCamey He was part of a bigger piece and I want to come back and retouch things but this guy gives me that confusing feeling of “I made this? I made this.”

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@DarkMechanic After 17 years I have two armies that I can field fully painted and it always feels bad seeing my painted dudes get obliterated by the grey masses.

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My body type is that of the zombie that runs faster than it should be able to and you waste so much ammo trying to hit it and that makes you panic and I like that.

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Im thinking about teaching a warhammer to play tennis

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I think about Pojo, the Firebreathing Chicken more often than I’d like to admit.

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I tried to teach my warhammer to skateboard today

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Anyways we went into quarantine and my client’s campaign was put on hold so all these minis have been sadly collecting dust on my shelf.

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A few months ago I went hardcore on a D&D mini painting commission and here are some of the things from then

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Like there are a lot

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Also I’m probably going to start using this account again for things that don’t really fit the dumpster-fire world of my @ganglegrit stuff

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Started painting my Shokkjump Dragsta that I converted and have barely touched since December until yesterday LUL

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I make the just about the same amount of money for two 10 hour days being a glorified janitor at a company I actually like than I did in one 40 hour week working for places like Target.

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My miniature painting skills are one of the very few things I am proud of. I’m absolutely floored and honored to have best painted in my category and overall gold at my local Games Workshop for #armiesonparade2018

Da Pingaz Posse is numbah one!

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In all it’s glory.

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Got busy with stuff and am now doing my entire #armiesonparade board today. Wish me luck

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Nearly finished. Just painting the gold on the ruins, the skulls scattered across the land, and adding in some foliage.