Olamide🙈🖤

Black🖤🖤|| Sagittarius ♐|| Ambivert|| Girl alone 💜

[Ayomideeeeee🖤🪖 @Adedeji_A001]

When I just passed out as a young soldier, I followed my siblings to our church youth program which is on Friday night, one girl entered trance because she kept beating everyone with brooms , saw me sitting down gallantly pressing my phone and rushed to my roll,

[Olamide🙈🖤 @Holamide___]

What money cannot do, more money will do

[CASSIEN @niyo17417]

Moral lesson 🙂 in this video

[CASSIEN @niyo17417]

Moral lesson 🙂 in this video

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

I was telling someone the other day, “Sometimes I get so excited while reading that my eyes jump ahead and skip whole paragraphs, and I have to make myself go back and reread what I missed.”
They looked at me and said, “No one does that.”
Please tell me I’m not the only one 😭😩

[Tivo 🦁 @tivo_gram]

Someone here told a story about an intelligent first-class law graduate who was driven into prostitution by the trauma of sexual abuse by her uncle.

Just saying tho.

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

My sister called me at 2:00 AM. She was crying.
"Come get me. Please. I think my husband is dead."
I was already putting on my shoes.
"Where are you?"
"The closet. He's in the bedroom. He's been standing there for three hours. He hasn't moved."
"Who hasn't moved?"
"Tom. My husband. But it's not Tom."

I drove to her house in fifteen minutes. She lives twenty minutes away.
I didn't knock. She left the back door unlocked like she said.
I found her in the bedroom closet. Kneeling behind her winter coats. Shaking.
I pulled her out.
"Where is he?"
She pointed to the bed.
No one was there.

"He was here," she whispered. "Standing right there. Facing the wall. For three hours."
I checked the whole house. Empty.
Her car was in the driveway. His car was gone.
"Claire. Where is Tom?"
She looked at me. Her eyes were strange. Not scared. Confused.

"Tom died," she said. "Three years ago. You were at the funeral."
I stared at her.
"Claire. I was at your wedding. Last year. I gave a toast. You cried."
She shook her head.
"That wasn't Tom. That was someone else. Someone wearing Tom."
I sat down. My legs felt wrong.
"Claire. You're scaring me."
She grabbed my phone. Opened my photos. Scrolled to her wedding.
"That's not Tom," she said, pointing at the groom.
It was Tom. Same face. Same smile. Same suit.
But she was right about something.
His eyes were wrong. In every photo. Too dark. Too still. Like a photograph of a photograph.

I looked at Claire.
"Who did you marry?"
She started crying again.
"I don't know. I don't remember. I just remember waking up one day and he was there. Making coffee. Calling me honey. And I thought... I thought I was going crazy. Because I knew Tom was dead. But he looked like Tom. He sounded like Tom."
She grabbed my arm.
"So I pretended. For a year. I pretended he was Tom. I pretended everything was fine. But last night, I woke up. And he was standing at the foot of the bed. Facing the wall. Not moving."
"What did he say?"
"He didn't say anything. He just stood there. For hours. I watched him. And then I realized."
"What?"
"He wasn't breathing."

[Adesuwa💞💋 @faesuwa]

Updated twitter lingos:

Tony stark- Iron condemn
Abattoir - Dick
School portal - Porn site.
Pharmaceutical socks - Condom
White snow ball- Fufu
Cheese soup - Egusi.
Micheal faraday- Charging vendor
Ugu dealer- Weed dealer
Spice merchant from winterfell- Pepper seller

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You ain't had a real reader girl before.

A kindle doll. A Libby lady. A daughter of the library.

[Mini Skirt Connoisseur😮‍💨 @chioma_mmeje]

Now this is where we should uphold gatekeeping. Wdym you can’t believe it’s free?

This is how z library was taken from us. Take your time o🫵

[Maryerm🫧 @mie_maryerm]

Sometime your soulmate is just peace not a person not a relationship just peace and that’s enough

[𝑴𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒙 @mirexmoses]

This is one of the the realest things I ever read on Twitter

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

when you accidentally started a fight but all you wanted was a bit of reassurance, love and affection.

[𖧧 @reidahad]

one thing i deeply appreciate is when someone stops doing what i’ve said i don’t like. i sincerely value those who take my feelings into consideration

[Jason @notsobadfgs]

one time i offended my bro, so I locked myself in the toilet he went to the window begin to dey fleet the toilet 😭

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

when your partner notices you're off & actually puts effort into making you feel better & not just " damn it'll be okay " >>>>>

[Smriii @smriiis_reading]

“her first love was never a person”―

[sage @ilovehaymitch]

unpopular opinion maybe ? I don’t read summaries of books, I just look at the cover and decide if I want to read it or not

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

"Can I call you?" because they know manipulation doesn't work over texts

[Xavier @hemmaxy]

Hope I'm not the only one meeting Romulus and Remus?
I'm tired nauuu