MikeSpitSanchez

Karate and taekwondo lover, done it sine I was 5 and keep on doing it till I die, Hmu if u wanna get to know. me!

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Friday - High school football ?. .. Saturday - College football ?. .. Sunday - NFL ? Retweet if you love this time of the year!

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i threw a bitch in the well.. don?t ask me i?ll never tell .. i looked away as she fell ... dumb hoe was in my way.

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#SignsSheRatchet if her Facebook name is Shaniqiua YeaYouMadHoeCauseIFuckedYoMan Johnson

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#ReplaceMovieTitleWithRatchet Diary of a Mad Ratchet Woman

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Noah from the notebook sent 365 letters to Ally. That's one letter a day for a year and you can't send me ONE TEXT MESSAGE. Bitch swerve.

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#SignsSheRatchet: She still uses a text signature.

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My phone dies faster than a black man in a horror film..

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Obama Killed Bin Laden, Got Most Of Our Troops Back Home, Gave Us Better Health-Care... What Else Y'all Hoes Want Him To Do! FREE BOOSIE?

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Strict parents create sneaky children.

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"You need anger management classes" "You need SHUT THE FUCK UP classes BITCH, FUCK OUTTA MY FACE!"

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Hoes should be called humpty dumpty. First they get humped and then they get dumped.

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Niggas search for Jordans , Foams & iPhone release dates harder than they search for a job !

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#IAdmitThat I love to dance.

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Hey you....yeah you ....Keep your head up. God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers

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Wanna know something? Ask. Don't assume shit. That's how problems start.

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Girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it's cute need to be fucking slapped.

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"I'm 19, how old are you?" "17." "Awwe, you're a Baby." < Who else hates convos like that? B*tch I ain't too young to give you this Dick.

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People with STD's should glow in the dark or some shit.

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?Pour up ?Drank ??Headshot ?Drank ?Sit Down ?Drank ?Stand up ?Drank ?Pass out ?Drank ?Wake up ?Drank ?Faded ?Drank ?Faded!

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If we're texting and you write 'cum' instead of 'come' l'm gonna assume you want to have sex with me