Evan Holenko

NHL free agent since 2013. From the real Frostbite Falls. Bigfoot is real. Mediocre sports opinions. Hero’s wear dog tags, not cleats. 🇺🇸 #Skol @Whitey_6

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A face of an angel @Whitey_6

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What does insufficient funds mean

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Update: we may never leave

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Dad and I decide stay one more night cause 17 nights in a row at the shack just isn’t enough

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When random old women call you honey or dear<

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DQ blizzard came to 4.64 so I hand her a 5 and she hands me 4.64 back so I says to the lady, have a great day

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Don't be sad laundry nobody's doing me either

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God damn my head hurts. Great turn out last night everybody, let's do it again tonight. Let's get fuckin bundled @Whitey_6

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Play with her boobs not her heart

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@sirdugo520 Cause you've never been drunk right

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Checking your phone to see what time it is and then checking again cause the first time you weren't paying attention

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Never in the history of calm down has anyone calmed down by being told to calm down

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Gets drunk in Saint Cloud wakes up in Sauk Centre

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I was thinking go out for dinner and drinks but my wallet laughed and said ramen or oatmeal

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Cigs with Tony, why not @Gunnerson30

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So I guess Sunday's are for getting engaged.. Congrats guys you're awesome af @Gunnerson30 @pellandmattison