Dirk Gently 🏳️‍🌈

I have friends, I’m on a case, and some people think I’m a pretty good detective! he/him #SaveDirkGently #DirkGentlyIsntOver #NewCase 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[Dirk Gently 🏳️‍🌈 @Holistic3346]

I love all you Dirktectives so so much, you don’t even know. You’re my family, and we can’t let that go. #DirkGentlyIsntOver! We can still do this. And if we can’t, we can still be there for each other.
#SaveDirkGently

[Dirk Gently 🏳️‍🌈 @Holistic3346]

HelP

[#dirkgentlyisntover @protectdirk]

boys with jackets

#dirkgently #savedirkgently #dirkgentlyisntover
art credit optimistdirk on tumblr

[Dirk Gently 🏳️‍🌈 @Holistic3346]

@LtAssistent It doesn’t look like you’re connected yet, don’t worry.

[Dirk Gently 🏳️‍🌈 @Holistic3346]

@danielf17 Oh dear. Twins can be quite a handful.

[Dirk Gently 🏳️‍🌈 @Holistic3346]

I am very excited to inform you all that I’ve taken up a new case!!

[Dirk Gently 🏳️‍🌈 @Holistic3346]

@danielf17 What do you mean by that?

[Dirk Gently 🏳️‍🌈 @Holistic3346]

@LtAssistent You’re a wonderful Assistent.

[Dirk Gently 🏳️‍🌈 @Holistic3346]

@LtAssistent Thank you, darling. :)

[Dirk Gently 🏳️‍🌈 @Holistic3346]

@LtAssistent I’ll take seven.

[Dirk Gently 🏳️‍🌈 @Holistic3346]

@LtAssistent ... okay. Tea sounds good, then.

[Dirk Gently 🏳️‍🌈 @Holistic3346]

@LtAssistent Are YOU being monitored by the CIA?

[Dirk Gently 🏳️‍🌈 @Holistic3346]

@LtAssistent Is the tea monitored by the CIA as well?

[Dirk Gently 🏳️‍🌈 @Holistic3346]

@LtAssistent F U C K

[Dirk Gently 🏳️‍🌈 @Holistic3346]

@LtAssistent The CIA?

[Dirk Gently 🏳️‍🌈 @Holistic3346]

@LtAssistent Okay, but I see birds EVERY DAY. You’re telling me that Black Wing is watching me through birds??

[Dirk Gently 🏳️‍🌈 @Holistic3346]

@LtAssistent I’ve had vaccines, Michael!!!!!

[Dirk Gently 🏳️‍🌈 @Holistic3346]

@danielf17 Why not?

[Dirk Gently 🏳️‍🌈 @Holistic3346]

@LtAssistent Birds are surveillance drones????

[Dirk Gently 🏳️‍🌈 @Holistic3346]

@LtAssistent But there’s so much of it, how would you know which snowflakes to look at?

[Dirk Gently 🏳️‍🌈 @Holistic3346]

@LtAssistent Wait, they ARE?

[Dirk Gently 🏳️‍🌈 @Holistic3346]

@LtAssistent Actually, I think I could use a break.

How have you been, Michael?