Shane Hollander’s arch

[Shane Hollander’s arch @Hollandersarch]

@mindoverweaknes Young Sheldon over here thinking he’s cool for this

[Shane Hollander’s arch @Hollandersarch]

@andresmiguer it feels like a reward for living

[. @Carlosgramosc]

Yo cuando accidentalmente abro un mensaje que estaba ignorando:

[shay @boylikeshay]

Just seen my password that I use for all my accounts on a license plate

[. @Carlosgramosc]

yo cuando tengo flashbacks de las tonterías que hice

[Argie @notevenrg]

me watching two movies a day and calling it productivity

[Nyrae @TemiXo_1]

Men are so afraid of being used. Being used for WHAT? Money you don’t have? Time you don’t give? Emotional safety you know nothing about??

[Arinolaoluwa @hauwaMofaliving]

The urge to nap between 3PM-5PM is no joke.

[shu @gowosan]

blocking someone on twitter literally has no meaning it doesnt do shit

[gel @ttpdfc]

as a man why are u on twitter

[ry @phoebebirdgers]

just ate a piece of chocolate and my teeth hurt

[Shane Hollander’s arch @Hollandersarch]

@alextrilogyx They only flop when I make them to 😔💔

[0x656C69 @elic0723]

not responding to birthday texts until the next day

[hani @crucifynisis]

oversharing on twitter dot com for two likes

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

I hate flying insects, man. You can fly FOR FREE. You could fly to any holiday destination of your choice, so why are you in my face? 😭

[Ado🇧🇦🌻 @RiverBalija]

just saw someone with a quebec flag on their house in rural bosnia what are you doing here bro

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Gmail when I log in on another device

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Fat girls bragging about having big titties is like unemployed niggas bragging about having the day off

[winnie ⋆.˚ @dykeisnotonfire]

how do you make twitter friends am i supposed to just message people like a pervert wtf