I need to make a very PUBLIC announcement on behalf of younger GenXers and older Millennials.
If you see someone in their 40s or 50s who seems a little boring now, I need you to understand something...
We already got it in.
Like...GOT. IT. IN.
We are not sitting home on a Friday night because we never knew how to have fun.
We are sitting home on a Friday night because we have seen enough.
We went to parties in houses that should have been condemned and were almost certainly owned by the local drug dealer.
We saw police lights and RAN and not across a nice, flat field.
INTO THE WOODS.
Do you understand the athleticism required to hurdle uprooted tree roots in platform shoes while simultaneously trying to keep your low-rise jeans from sliding completely off your ass?
And somehow...we never spilled the Zima. We never spilled the Boone’s Farm.
That was TALENT.
We slept on floors in strange houses because the designated driver either never showed up or, in a shocking turn of events, was drunker than everybody else.
There was no Uber, Life360 or Find My Friends.
There was just somebody named Mike saying, “I know a shortcut.”
And we FOLLOWED MIKE.
We closed down bars and then decided the night was still young, so we drove to Atlantic City, where we somehow managed to get drunk, sober up, get drunk again, sober up again and then get drunk a THIRD TIME before breakfast.
And according to our parents? We were at Michelle’s house.
Eating pizza and watching movies.
Michelle’s mother unknowingly covered for approximately 17 people every weekend. If there even was a Michelle.
We drank things called Purple Passion, Mad Dog 20/20 and whatever somebody mixed inside a giant plastic garbage can. Nobody asked what was in it. You grabbed a red Solo cup and trusted the process.
We went to clubs until the lights came on. Do you know the psychological damage of seeing a nightclub with the LIGHTS ON? Nothing good happens after those lights come on.
We danced for four straight hours in shoes that permanently altered the structure of our feet.
We made entire plans without cell phones...no texts, dropped pins or group chats...just an extremely questionable sense of direction.
We rode in cars with 11 people when the vehicle legally seated five. Someone was always sitting on someone. Someone was always in the hatchback.
And there was always one friend yelling, “DUCK!” when we passed a cop.
So yes...now we like being home.
We like sweatpants.
We like cancelling plans.
We like saying, “That sounds fun!” with absolutely no intention of attending.
We like restaurants at 5:30 because we can get a good table.
We like being home by 8:17.
And if someone texts at 9:30 PM and says, “What are you doing?”
Sleeping...we are sleeping.
Because this is not boring my friends...this is retirement.
We already played, partied and danced on the bar.
We already ran from the cops through a wooded area dressed like a Spice Girl.
We have stories that cannot be posted because there are still people with careers, marriages and reputations to protect. And thank GOD there were no camera phones.
So kids, when you look at your Gen X and older Millennial parents sitting peacefully on the couch watching Dateline at 8 PM and think:
“God, you guys are boring.”
Sweetheart...oh sweetheart.
You are looking at retired legends.
Put some respect on our names. We're probably the reason Life360 was invented.
xoxoxo (posted from someone else on FakeBook) 🤣 #genx #oldandtired
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BREAKING 🚨: RFK recently went on a podcast with Mike Tyson where he explained that the CIA killed his father when he was running for President in 1968
Youtube just deleted this entire interview off its platform
You know what to do now with this clip
🚨THIS IS A MAJOR SCANDAL!
Senator Ron Johnson:
“This is a MAJOR SCANDAL! Hundreds of thousands of people are permanently disabled or lost their life because our FDA ignored the COVID injection harms.”
Hundreds of thousands.
Permanently disabled.
Dead.
Because the FDA ignored the safety signals.
The mainstream media still won’t cover it. They’re protecting the narrative instead of the people.
How many more Americans have to be destroyed before we get real accountability?
UNDERGROUND HOMES, TUNNELS, AND FACILITIES USED FOR CHILD TRAFFICKING ALL AROUND YOU
This is Buddy Webb. You may have never heard of him but he's been exposing underground homes and tunnels within his local area of Midland, TX, including residential neighborhoods, stores like Walmart and Home Depot, parks, constructions sites etc. Entrances and exits are EVERYWHERE.
He uncovered tunnels that are being built underground and leading to peoples homes for kidnappings and trafficking. He found this out when he realized there were people under his own home.
He has so many more videos on his channel proving his claims with a mountain of evidence. They are all over the place and I guarantee it isn't just his area. These are ALL OVER THE COUNTRY IN EVERY TOWN, CITY, AND STATE.
Here is his channel below and X link
https://t.co/FzRHAc6Zjn
@BuddyWebb12
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No one should be paying taxes after what we learned in the Jeffrey Epstein files
“So I've gotta pay my taxes, make sure they get it on time so I don't get in trouble, and I gotta make sure I drive the speed limit, and I gotta make sure I'm on time to work every day, and I gotta make sure I put in enough hours at work. I gotta make sure that I reach a certain age before retiring. I gotta make sure that I have enough money in my 401K to survive. I gotta make sure that I make $114,000 as a single adult in New York State to make sure that I survive
But they can eat kids and take all of our money to pay people to buy their kids. And if they don't buy 'em, they kidnap 'em. They're eating kids.
But make sure you pay your taxes.”