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[jerry @ANerdNamedJerry]

y'all ever think about how your pets are just running around the house butt ass naked

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

scaring the hoes by wearing my heart on my sleeeve

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

I hate when my boss gives me tasks like please go get some hoes man lol

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

At the liquor store helping them lift the gate up

[𝖄𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖊𝖊 @Be_like_yankee]

Waking up with the vape stuck to my back like a barnacle on a ship

[Allison Online 💾 (50 Hours Free) @IceStationSpmda]

If you drink precisely enough while playing pool you start to see trajectories and overlays and shit

[fishious @fishquichee]

Smoking weed and googling things

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

Unfortunately the expensive tinted sunscreen is worth the money and I feel really beautiful

[𝙳𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚜༒ @Fw_BigDreams]

How it feels smoking at 3am

[viagra @1800viagra]

playing some Future to realign my chakras

[mau @rllydu]

give a man a drunk cig, he smokes for a night
teach a man to bum a drunk cig, he smokes for a lifetime

[Mo @fruitpibble]

computa make it stop

[jane doe ♱ @dustbnuy]

mom, dad, this is the guy i exchange reels with

[miia @miiagarro]

i’m never following my heart ever again that organ is fucking dumb

[grace @gracefishlove]

friends with benefits but the benefit is that i’m in love with you and you can tell

[Nostalgia @nostalgiaa]

no matter how old I get this has me weak

[40000 @accidentalgap]

Can I have a pleaseburger cheese FUCK that’s not what I meant I’m so sorry

[princessface @mainslayrrr]

me & mr sometimes b having a ball sometimes

[db 🖤 @dbcxptures]

One of the most disgusting things to ever happen at a major awards ceremony.

[maha @mahaaaay]

men will be like have you seen the movie “good will hunting” um no have you seen the movie cadet kelly i don’t think so so shut the hell up