Holly Reimer

Finally got my account back :’)

[Holly Reimer @HollyReimer]

Forgot that I used to be funny (this is true tho)

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To the man that proposes to me in my future: you need to know that you can’t feed me high amounts of sodium the night before you pop the question because my fingers will swell and look like tiny sausages in the photos

[Holly Reimer @HollyReimer]

After years of being hacked by “NFT-ART-BOX” - I am finally back in :’)

[LASD Avalon Station @AvalonLASD]

Police activity on Wrigley Road. Please avoid the area. Further information to follow.

[Patrick Petersen @cyberakuma13]

On vacation on Catalina Island - active shooter situation. I’m totally safe, but really strange feeling. I can see the place where its happening. SWAT arrived.

[Holly Reimer @HollyReimer]

@trumoo4u 🤠😔

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@trumoo4u Going to need better content from you

[Holly Reimer @HollyReimer]

My toxic trait is comment on celebrities’ Instagram photos and forgetting my friends can see my comments

[Holly Reimer @HollyReimer]

Sight seeing underwhelms me

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Most likely to like Brody Jenner’s Instagram from 3 years ago 🤠😔

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@trumoo4u Something like that!

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Everything is so dumb

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@trumoo4u R u ok

[Holly Reimer @HollyReimer]

In the mood to go to a wedding today lmao

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Wbu

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I picture the producers setting up boobie traps in Victoria’s room like on Parent Trap to deprive her of sleep because she consistently looks like this

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@trumoo4u Better move out

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@KristynHoffman Idk she won’t respond :/

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I ask Banksy if she’s mad at me like 4 times a day

[Holly Reimer @HollyReimer]

My @Uber from LAX to my apartment was $90 and it told me it was going to be $30 🥲