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The Altar of the Superficial

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Us Weekly claims Justin & Selena broke up cuz Justin "wanted to experience other girls." However Selena says Justin is the ONLY girl for her

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Ever wonder who that unnamed "insider" quoted in tabloid stories REALLY is? Well, wonder no longer! http://t.co/qmQsVdj1

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Check out our new book! Booty and the Beast: A Storybook Romance with Kim and Kanye... http://t.co/TrLDpnBC

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"No comment. I'd rather keep this under wraps." - Taylor Swift's scarf when asked whether it really IS being held hostage by Jake Gyllenhaal

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Also: A fabulous name for a children's book. http://bit.ly/kqLAbO #AliciaSilverstone #Huh

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Americans simply have no appreciation for high-brow entertainment. http://bit.ly/e39ylZ

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The Kardashians' oh-so-festive Xmas card http://thelaughingstork.com/2010/12/stop-the-presses-its-the-2010-kardashian-family-christmas-card/

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People mag reports: "Taylor Swift, Jake Gyllenhaal Go Apple Picking." Is THAT what the kids are calling it these days?

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Why on earth did @ENEWS rehire @joan_rivers ? Yikes. Just goes to show that recycling plastic isn't always a good thing.

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Kendra Wilkinson says her sex tape is the "hardest time of our lives." With "hardest" being the operative word. http://huff.to/advr2l

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Niecy Nash on Jesse James: 'What doesn't come out in the wash, will come out in the rinse." That Niecy is a poet.

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"Nicollette Sheridan Sues ‘Desperate Housewives’ Creator for Assault." Sounds like a lovely place to work. http://bit.ly/c6gkAt

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"Very well writed," a reader commented on my post.

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Kate Gosselin talks DWTS: "I've Gotta Kill This!" Which is also exactly what she said before getting rid of the cockatoo on her head. (RIP)

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"Jimmy Smits to headline legal drama pilot," reports THR. That's as big a stretch as "Kevin Costner to star in sports movie."

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Why anybody would work for Naomi Campbell without wearing full body armor at all times is beyond me.

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Matthew Fox has alleged affair with stripper, thereby confirming there truly is no originality in Hollywood.

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Hardest-hitting entertainment headline of the day: "Doctors Explain: What's Wrong With Angelina Jolie's Face."

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Billy Bush should get an Emmy for his performance in "Pretending to Care About Heidi Montag's Implants."

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Sandra Bullock and Meryl Streep Seal Tie with a Kiss - http://shar.es/aBHkL