maxaroni

#freeyou

[maxaroni @HolyMac73171058]

@nthnsng apple is tapped into ear, dylan thom, and if i was a pony… dangerous times

[jaz @aftermathtyler]

watching the childish gambino flog gnaw livestream

[maxaroni @HolyMac73171058]

They forgot to tell us about the magical 5th section of the SAT 💀

[maxaroni @HolyMac73171058]

They’re trying to break me.

[The Hollywood Handle @HollywoodHandle]

Peyton Reed says that he “would love” to direct a ‘NOVA’ project…

(Via: https://t.co/NbUSpiaom7)

[maxaroni @HolyMac73171058]

@eli00375876 They banned rolling backpacks at my middle school cuz some kid rolled over a teacher’s foot while she was wearing sandals. Honestly that’s on the teacher.

[REID POPE DUMB IDIOT @rpopetweets]

Stanley Yelnats:

[maxaroni @HolyMac73171058]

@elonmusk Can you please just shut the fuck up?

[maxaroni @HolyMac73171058]

You never know which tweet will be your last.

[maxaroni @HolyMac73171058]

@eli00375876 They told me I had to get rid of my imaginary pet but here I am 10 years later and now I have to use imaginary numbers. Sickening. Somebody please bring back my imaginary friend I miss him dearly.

[ELI! @eli00375876]

I stand with ugly people

[maxaroni @HolyMac73171058]

@krthers Math is obviously red because that’s what I see when I start doing it.

[maxaroni @HolyMac73171058]

@yyipppee Yippee?

[maxaroni @HolyMac73171058]

Okay but here me out… why?

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

Time to prepare the table…

[maxaroni @HolyMac73171058]

Well this looks absolutely awful.

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

One last treat. Ever curious about the fights I had with the censors on Gravity Falls? I probably shouldn't share this buttttt here are some REAL NOTES from DISNEY S&P and my REAL REPLIES. You are not prepared #10YearsOfGravityFalls

[maxaroni @HolyMac73171058]

Yippee.

[maxaroni @HolyMac73171058]

@elonmusk Where’s the teleporting technology at???