God Enel

I need no introduction.

[God Enel @HolyOmniscience]

@DailyRoswell I hadn’t previously heard the word “pegging” before.
And then I used my device to look it up.
So… Hm. That’s all.

[God Enel @HolyOmniscience]

@surgeonofyiff Silly, scruffly man. The moon has no weather.

I have been well! The economy is booming, and my people are living large. The apples blossomed last months, and they will blossom every month until the trees bow and break.

[God Enel @HolyOmniscience]

@DailyRoswell You? Help me?
No. No you cannot.

[God Enel @HolyOmniscience]

@surgeonofyiff @DailyRoswell Please! I would never share my flesh like that. In a consumptive way, I mean.. That’s… eugh. And— with the masses? As if. My flesh is far too sacred.

[God Enel @HolyOmniscience]

@DailyRoswell Oh? Another deity, you say?

[God Enel @HolyOmniscience]

@DailyRoswell @surgeonofyiff Who puts nuts in cookies?

[God Enel @HolyOmniscience]

@DailyRoswell @surgeonofyiff I am a godfriend. But… yes, I suppose we are “going steady.” We cannot reproduce, so the sex is purely to satiate our bodily desires. And the dates are a means of building emotional intimacy with one another.
— Gods do not experience maladies like allergies, don’t be ridiculous.

[God Enel @HolyOmniscience]

@surgeonofyiff @ICameForKnives @DailyRoswell I truly am.

[God Enel @HolyOmniscience]

@DailyRoswell @surgeonofyiff Yes, yes, for everyone, of course. Everyone had better take before they’re gone, then!

I’m not sure what you mean by “official.”

[God Enel @HolyOmniscience]

@DailyRoswell @surgeonofyiff Tree? A tree indoors should only ever be one that bears apples, a- cookies? Give them to me. Are they homemade?

[God Enel @HolyOmniscience]

@ICameForKnives @DailyRoswell @surgeonofyiff We met on, ah… that bird app. As most people meet these days.

[God Enel @HolyOmniscience]

@DailyRoswell @surgeonofyiff Eh? I celebrate no such holiday that would undermine my godly authority.
And no need, I’ve already sent a small electrical pulse to map out every inch of your shack.

[God Enel @HolyOmniscience]

@surgeonofyiff @DailyRoswell Yes, yes. White-haired one, what have you to eat in your dwelling? I arrived with tan appetite.
Move aside, I shall look for myself.

[God Enel @HolyOmniscience]

@surgeonofyiff @DailyRoswell Season’s greetings!

[God Enel @HolyOmniscience]

@surgeonofyiff @shuroro1 One cannot simply be wed to a god!
… But I suppose I see no harm in your residing in a temple.

[God Enel @HolyOmniscience]

@surgeonofyiff @shuroro1 Wh- huh?
I, ah… you see, I tend to travel around quite a bit, so I don’t have a permanent address. That is to say— I would prefer it like that. And of course, my method of travel isn’t… conventional. Understand?

[God Enel @HolyOmniscience]

@surgeonofyiff I will take the top spot! Just watch and marvel, Little Scamp.

[God Enel @HolyOmniscience]

@surgeonofyiff I will defeat this game.