Ronnie

Football || F1 || Cricket || NBA ||
Cristiano 🐐 || Max 🐐 || Luka 🐐

[Ronnie @HolyShrit]

@anubhav__tweets First in my bloodline to learn “scatterbrain” 😭

[Ronnie @HolyShrit]

Absolute garbage.
After 7-10 days without masturbation there’s literally no extra benefit. Go for 7-10 days without it, release it all out and repeat the process.
Keep the cycle going.

[The Master Builder @KingsProtocol]

Stop Masturbating for 90 Days and Watch How Fast Your Financial Reality Shifts

[Ronnie @HolyShrit]

“Be Patient, Everything will go well.”

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🤍🫂 Cristiano Ronaldo to Rodrygo in Miami after the game: “Be patient, everything will go well”.

[Ronnie @HolyShrit]

@anubhav__tweets Chikna goes down the ground
Chikna goes out of the ground

[Ronnie @HolyShrit]

@TweetsOfBhogle Lavde Dogle ko troll kar aur aukat mein reh

[Ronnie @HolyShrit]

@anubhav__tweets @bhogleharsha @SunRisers Ye block karega bhai tujhe kisi din. 🤣

Phir post karna
Block goes down the ground
Block goes out of the ground 😂

[Ronnie @HolyShrit]

I don’t remember when was the last time I was this heartbroken cause a player couldn’t score a century.
Nevertheless 97 of 29 is insane.
Sooryavanshi - The Anomaly. 🔥

[Ronnie @HolyShrit]

@desimemeX @sachin_rt lavde ye bhi GPT se daala tu 😭🤏🏻

[Ronnie @HolyShrit]

@realabhimishra @cricbuzz That’s in total. In a few innings he came higher up the order.

[Ronnie @HolyShrit]

@gharkekalesh Bullsh*t

[Ronnie @HolyShrit]

@pranav_sk @aravint_2107 Number of matches per season will increase with in the next few years too! And who knows in 6-7 years there might be addition of couple more teams. 600-700 runs in 16-18 (maybe 20+ too) matches isn’t something a generational talent can’t do.

[Ronnie @HolyShrit]

This has to be one of, if not the worst take in cricket twitter. 😭

[Honest Cricket Lover @Honest_Cric_fan]

Jasprit Bumrah doesn't have the wicket-taking skills like Josh Hazlewood, Bhuvneshwar Kumar, Archer and Rabada.

Jasprit Bumrah starts bowling yorkers even in the power play after conceding a boundary.

[Ronnie @HolyShrit]

Keep the same energy while comparing Bhuvi to Bumrah?

[OM. @Badpatch18]

Did it on the biggest stage of this format 🔥

[Ronnie @HolyShrit]

Blud was 19 off 22 at a point. Scored next 82 in 23 balls. UNREAL 🔥

[Mufaddal Vohra @mufaddal_vohra]

MAIDEN IPL HUNDRED BY TILAK VARMA. 🤯

- A 45 ball hundred when other MI batters struggled to put bat on the ball. One of the finest knocks of the season by Tilak. 👏

[Ronnie @HolyShrit]

Tilak Varma against spin is so hard to watch! Borderline depressing.
Sucks the joy out of cricket.

[Ronnie @HolyShrit]

@washedluxe @irbishi @rajasthanroyals Karega bhi, tere baap ko Kya problem usme?

[Ronnie @HolyShrit]

@moviemaniacs_7 @Shebas_10dulkar First Indian player to win Orange cap, Second fastest to 1000 IPL runs, back to back 550+ runs seasons. Literally was the reason MI was named Mumbai Indians.
Go cry in the corner CoVid kid.

[Ronnie @HolyShrit]

Is one of them Salman Khan?

[Ronnie @HolyShrit]

@saynotomodern @MccaghreyJames Firstly at max he’s 16! BUT even if he’s 21, it’s unreal what he’s doing.