Andrew Holzer

[Andrew Holzer @HolzerAndrew]

Waffle House is Hibachi.

[Andrew Holzer @HolzerAndrew]

@AYOKA1996 A kitten/cat w claws climbing up their shirt

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@JasonHerzogMMA uh oh buddy. FBI gonna figure it out and you’re gonna be toast.

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@JasonHerzogMMA hope you got your good payout buddy. Absolute garbage ref after so many years of experience. You’re an absolute moron.

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@JasonHerzogMMA you’re an absolute dumb fuck.

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@DrREpstein you really dug yourself a hole there on @joerogan ‘s podcast when you tried to prove we don’t have memory 😂 THAT was your meltdown moment.

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I’d be better driving drunk than my girl is sober.

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Shoutout @hulu and @hbomax for being the only two reliable streaming platforms that don’t try and milk their customers

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People really DON’T be doing their research before supporting something they have no idea about.

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But why a chickens butt when we were guessing what?

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Twitter is for my word trash

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Tinder. But for fights/street beefs.

[Andrew Holzer @HolzerAndrew]

@MrBeast @hasanthehun Only the devil cures blindness.

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Y’all see that shark get rotated?
What an idiot.

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@HCS @AMDGaming @Halo @AMD @KristianLCooper

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Hasbulla has such a hold on me that I just wasted a minute of my life watching him make his bed..

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Ever notice how we all act like Sid from Toy Story knew they were alive?
Dude was just trying to make art.

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@pulte $AndrewH422
Nursing school has been taking up more time so I can’t work as much. Anything would be appreciated

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@OvOBrezzzy Mans just ratioed lebron…

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@ivieemc Do not get another mf dog.

[Andrew Holzer @HolzerAndrew]

An S-tier bad feeling:

Burrito falls apart.