Brett Patterson

Designing life one fastener at a time.

[Brett Patterson @HomeBrewdCoffee]

@xBEEFSHANKx Oh? Is this a new thing you're trying?

[Brett Patterson @HomeBrewdCoffee]

@xBEEFSHANKx Best I get you is a hostel, otherwise known as IHOP

[Brett Patterson @HomeBrewdCoffee]

@Halo @XboxP3 Hey you should really let people rejoin ranked matches after they disconnect in #HaloInfinite I have lost ranking and preciouses game time with friends because I crashed during a ranked game and could not rejoin. P.S. @snowbikemike @garywhitta Do you agree?

[Brett Patterson @HomeBrewdCoffee]

Went to the store to pick up last minute Thanksgiving day supplies and of course I forgot the coffee...

[Brett Patterson @HomeBrewdCoffee]

Hey @ufc I am loving the fights but my wife is getting annoyed that no one is saying Khabib the same way. Con we please get a definitive answer on how it is pronounced?!#UFC #UFC254 #UFCFightIsland6 @joerogan @dc_mma @Jon_Anik

[Brett Patterson @HomeBrewdCoffee]

@burnie I am happy they finally dropped Windows Phone. They also seemed to learn from Samsung and Huawei and traded a single display for (hopefully) a more robust hinge.

Considering your Surfacebook experience, would you still be wanting it if it had Windows Phone instead of Android?

[Brett Patterson @HomeBrewdCoffee]

This weeks episode of #LastWeekTonight is a prime example of why sitcoms use laugh tracks. #AddLaughTrackToLastWeekTonight

[Brett Patterson @HomeBrewdCoffee]

Knew I should have worn my suit to work today...

[Brett Patterson @HomeBrewdCoffee]

#WhoSurvived?

[Brett Patterson @HomeBrewdCoffee]

#jonsnow vs. #IceKing!!!! Here in comes!! #GOT #gameofthrones #Spoilers

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#Tyrion & #Sansa

[Brett Patterson @HomeBrewdCoffee]

Shoutout to #AryaStark for playing that #LastOfUs distraction game in this weeks #GamefThrones #GoT #Spoilers

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

An “Irish Exit” is when you leave without saying goodbye.

A “British Exit” is when you loudly announce that you’re leaving and then wander in and out of the door while you decide if you really want to leave or not, angrily complaining the whole time.

[Brett Patterson @HomeBrewdCoffee]

@rsilvola94 Are they working for a newspaper in Wisconsin?

[Brett Patterson @HomeBrewdCoffee]

So pumped for #UFC229. Got my table, ordered my drink, now waiting for friends to show up and watch the big matchup.

[Brett Patterson @HomeBrewdCoffee]

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[Brett Patterson @HomeBrewdCoffee]

Dingtalk is essentially the foreign version of WUPHF. #TheOfficeDidItFirst

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[Rooster Teeth @RoosterTeeth]

Siri, you have ONE JOB!!

#RTPodcast 500: https://t.co/l4mLtAP10i

[Brett Patterson @HomeBrewdCoffee]

Pretty much sums up my personal projects... #xkcd #tinkering #fixedit?