Homeless Bus

Chauffeur to Philadelphia's homeless... this is what they say every day.

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'i cant drive in the tristate area cause vehicular homicide, killed 3 people. but i forgave myself' '3 people? You a mass murderer'

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In religion they call a staff a sceptre, it's what jesus had to kill scorpions

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Van driver you make me feel good You remind me of those commercials with the hamsters that drive the cars they good drivers. I need my pills

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He never wore shoes, you could do that back then in the 70s. Especially downtown, hardly anyone wore shoes

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People been choppin each other with blades. Chicken joe was standin on spring garden durin rush hour stuck like a pig bleedin like a retard

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Charlie didnt know where that smell comin from, but man never wash his junk, been pissing out cotton

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Shakey has full blown aids. Miguel was giving him head down tenth street, he's probably the craziest mexican i've met this year.

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He was a mental, when he got kicked out the shelter they found chinese food sandwiches smashed under is mattress.

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my man be tryin to sell me wet but i only wanna spend my dollar on a butterfinger.

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He just got outta jail ya know... Tupac did.

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Caucasians and puerto ricans hate when a black man is omnipotent. That's why they hate obama, because he's black and finese-ful.

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What is they called? The beatles? They cant be bigger than the rolling stone, how come i never heard 'em? Bigger than huey lewis?

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You can't get a blow job like that in philly, you gotta walk to camden!

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Yeah i have an infection, why you think they put a shoe string through my penis?

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friends don't stab friends, that's rule number one, honey!