Homeless Gary

My father was killed by ninjas, Need money for karate lessons.

[Homeless Gary @HomelessGary]

Just got ma carrier pigeon about the #BsuGunman is he still around?

[Homeless Gary @HomelessGary]

Dear freshman, I am Gary a local legend, come see me 24/7 in the village. Literally I sleep there.

[Homeless Gary @HomelessGary]

Don't get me wrong, I love this tweeter thing. But I think I should be devoting my time on http://t.co/GL8tVs9g to find me a sugar momma

[Homeless Gary @HomelessGary]

Shoutout to everyone moving out and leaving their old couches on the sidewalk #bedtime

[Homeless Gary @HomelessGary]

@Kar_Bear33 I have a feeling me and you is going to get to know each other real good. You know where to find me! #VillageKing

[Homeless Gary @HomelessGary]

i dont drink to forget my problems. I drink because I have no problems.

[Homeless Gary @HomelessGary]

Best part of Sundays is being able to get in the air conditioned churches and getting a nice nap from 6 to noon.

[Homeless Gary @HomelessGary]

RT if y'all think they should put a statue of me outside the Locker Room when I die.

[Homeless Gary @HomelessGary]

No one ever told me the Naked Lady in the library was just a god damn statue. Got me all excited

[Homeless Gary @HomelessGary]

young mother fuckers throwing their quarters at me instead of simply handing them to me is disrespectful to the homeless

[Homeless Gary @HomelessGary]

All my hoes got Jordan skills they fade away

[Homeless Gary @HomelessGary]

Thank god for Be Here Nows dumpster, it's hard bein homeless and allergic to Gluten.

[Homeless Gary @HomelessGary]

WELFARE! WELFARE! WELFARE!

[Homeless Gary @HomelessGary]

Ball state toilet paper is a blessing

[Homeless Gary @HomelessGary]

Anyone wanna give me a few ones and a ride to the strip club?

[Homeless Gary @HomelessGary]

I hate it when carter has a bad night. He won't even throw me a hotdog bun

[Homeless Gary @HomelessGary]

Crack don't kill. Shit man, I feel awrsome

[Homeless Gary @HomelessGary]

I just tell the cop I have Alzheimer's when he wakes me up from a blackout at the locker room

[Homeless Gary @HomelessGary]

sorry I havent tweeted in a week. The library took my computer privileges away after I stormed in drunk asking for a place to sleep.

[Homeless Gary @HomelessGary]

Damnitt how am I supposed to sleep with fireworks blowing up? Be respectful to the homeless