Alex aka Limphand Zan

this is my not mind my own business account

[Alex aka Limphand Zan @HomelessHimbo]

@iamrohitian45 Yeah True Blood fell off after like season 4 but cmon

[Alex aka Limphand Zan @HomelessHimbo]

@youcantbreak This man is straight edge btw offered to buy him a drink at the local dive where we live he only drinks diet coke

[Alex aka Limphand Zan @HomelessHimbo]

And just like that Twitter has fully become unusable for the next few weeks

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@s4m31p4n I’m at my best when I’m filled with misery and malice

[Alex aka Limphand Zan @HomelessHimbo]

@Steez_HH Yeah yeah

[Alex aka Limphand Zan @HomelessHimbo]

@TheIZA_420 @nomadic_homo @madeinchynaxo I’m a maintenance guy don’t do this you will get kicked out of your place lmao

[Alex aka Limphand Zan @HomelessHimbo]

@BrendanDaGawd Bricks in the Maybach bricks in the Escalade

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@dddepartureee @pr0fiteer Let it be noted this post is how I discovered pink lemonade

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@NicholasCraven_ I go to a brewery w my drum pad after lighting up, my headphones (sennheiser) block all the noise and I feel like I get a better sense of what sounds cool to me with some bodies around + beer

[Alex aka Limphand Zan @HomelessHimbo]

Hulk Hogan dying after Ozzy is so performative

[Alex aka Limphand Zan @HomelessHimbo]

Anybody got friends with hammers that wanna come kill me later?

[Alex aka Limphand Zan @HomelessHimbo]

@alwaystalkmusic This is extremely highbrow and avant garde actually

[Alex aka Limphand Zan @HomelessHimbo]

@NicholasCraven_ I’ll die on this hill with you king

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@CloudyNights47 Stepped on it in Prada now they calling it designer drugs!

[Alex aka Limphand Zan @HomelessHimbo]

@Twenty1st_Pilot It’s still a better benefits package than what my current job gives me amirite folks?

[Alex aka Limphand Zan @HomelessHimbo]

Guys named Frank get to say “Frankly my dear I don’t give a damn” and it’s just like yeah man. I really can’t argue with you

[Alex aka Limphand Zan @HomelessHimbo]

@TH0MASBAHAMA Getting mine with an extra side of Shimmer

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@s4m31p4n I come in, I fry rice the rice, I go home and that’s about it

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@stuntedaphidcel I would be very upset if this thing asked to buy some puppies off of me

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@auuqueen 6’2 mfs when a 6’4 mf walk in the room