Homer J. Simpson

Official Twitter for Homer Simpson.

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I think my wife is up to something.

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No TV and no beer make Homer go crazy.
No TV and no beer make Homer go crazy.
No TV and no beer make Homer go crazy...
Happy #Halloween!

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To all the brilliant, hard-working animators who’ve made me what I am #WorldAnimationDay

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I just woke up… is the Saint Patrick’s Day parade still going?

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Today, the whole world is Irish and belligerent. #SmilingEyes

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Happy Butch Patrick’s Day! #DrinkingAlready

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What a lousy selfie...the photographer is an idiot. https://t.co/59hBctyxse

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Take it from me: the game's in Minnesota so I'm putting all my money on the Vikings.

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Halloween's no different than any other day of the year when I steal candy from strangers' houses and dress up like a lazy zombie.

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I can't decide what to be for Halloween, I have so many options! Fat pirate, fat M&M, normal Chris Christie...

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Sorry I've been off Twitter, I've been hibernating since February but I set my alarm to go off if candy was near by.

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Which way is the barbecue pit?

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It figures. This was the one year I DIDN'T bet a month's pay on the Cubs winning the World Series! #AnnoyedGrunt #FlyTheW

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Oh man! I'm on live! Here I come!

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Alfredo https://t.co/8dhVIBKaEv

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@amalia555 Happy birthday!

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The Cavaliers, because they're named after my attitude about basketball. https://t.co/kjtKi5wPVc

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@HomerJSimpson Do you have a favorite NBA basketball team? #HomerLive

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You mean Jamie? Great! https://t.co/Sh1hjbSSea

[cxlleri @cxlleri]

@HomerJSimpson how is your relationship with fox ? #HomerLive