MissDishonest

Coffee, weed & Pills...
Smokin' tons of cigarettes still not givin' a fuck.

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Flushing my mom’s insulin down the toilet, because fuck that bitch!

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I don’t work, I don’t contribute, I just exist.

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Are you gonna suck that cream cheese outta those poppers or what?!?

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@xlr8tor87 Nope, they’re in my stomach.

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I never know what day it is.

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I keep having sex dreams about my cousin.

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@axis_angelo Yes.

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These are the lies we tell ourselves…

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@Davidnolastname @CandyEmpires

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@Wonderful_Ed @CandyEmpires Rock the Casbah.. but instead of rock, I thought it was fuck. I was 8.

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@Wonderful_Ed @CandyEmpires getting pregnant and not knowing who the father is…

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@citizenkawala I have 11 cats.

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I need some cheese.

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@wnbagirlfriend Great… I’m fucked

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@citizenkawala I’m unemployed

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@CallMeK1123 @tnkgrrrrrl Yes.

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@citizenkawala Yes.

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@TheAlexaPowell Money.

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@axis_angelo Yes.

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It’s not even his baby.