Diarmuid Ryan

[Rhoda @Symply_rhoda1]

I fell asleep on a flight and woke up to a stranger shaking my shoulder.

I opened my eyes, confused.

He leaned closer and whispered:

“Madam, please wake up. They’ve been calling your name.”

My heart started racing.

Calling my name?

I immediately sat up and looked around.

A flight attendant was standing in the aisle, another one was behind her, and about five passengers were staring at me.

I honestly thought something terrible had happened.

I pulled out my AirPods and asked, “What happened?”

[Meg @MegOfficiall]

But then someone screamed from the front of the cabin.

The man from the photograph was standing there.

Wearing the captain’s uniform.

He looked directly at me and smiled.

Man: “You finally figured it out.”

The real captain whispered:

“That’s not my uniform.”

The stranger slowly reached inside his jacket.

Every flight attendant stepped back.

Then he pulled out a photograph.

He held it up.

It was a picture of the entire cabin taken just minutes earlier.

And circled in red was one passenger.

Me.

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Two muslims were in a relationship...

Her: "I am sorry, but I was Christian before we were together. I know I should have told you earlier."

Him: "No problem. If you don't feel like Christian anymore, you have nothing to worry about."

Her: "Oh, thanks. Don't worry. I feel much better as Christina now."

[Diarmuid Ryan @Honeymounts]

@Simi_2210_ 179

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https://t.co/QMlihdv4qM

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@TippSupporters 1991 Munster final replay v Cork

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@GAA__JOE Kerry Dublin Cork Galway Meath Down Tipperary Tyrone Cavan Wexford

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@Mono93Eoin We need you back in the 'Castle #garrycastlegaa

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@RTEgaa great win for Offaly - didn't see that coming!

[RTÉ GAA @RTEgaa]

Offaly fight back to dent Limerick's promotion bid http://t.co/JNn8MkqJqo #RTEgaa

[Diarmuid Ryan @Honeymounts]

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