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Sometimes sharp

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Saw the McDonald’s commercial where it’s just a montage of two women gossiping drinking all the new McDonald’s drinks over the course of a week in their apartment and all I can think is that their pussies have to smell terrible

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Gambled away my house playing Lil Baby Street Dice

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The leaderboard got new competitionThe leaderboard got new competition.

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Retarded but also correct

[Taylor Mathis @TMathSports]

If you have ANY extra income, even 5 dollars I would put it in the S&P 500, right now. Things are at an all time high!

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Can’t say no because of the implication.

[Eddy Fisher @Eddyfisher230]

High above the clouds, an Air Force pilot got down on one knee and proposed to the woman he loved.

Reality check: When it’s real, you don’t wait for the perfect moment, you create it.

🎥 Best Proposal Ever... Air Force Pilot Proposal.

Who’s cutting onions? ❤️

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I realized SBMM was cooking Cod when I played in the frat house on the house Xanax dealer’s account and was dropping 100 kills every game

[KARNAGE Clan @KARNAGEclan]

Modern Warfare released 7 years ago…

Has there been a better Call of Duty since?

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@PardonMyTake Kiffin brought out the old hoes for Barstool

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@mattkalish They should be giving retarded 21 year olds a VIP host and incentives to bet their tuition money right? Forget a 1 cent fee, we need to funnel frat bros into the igaming funnel.

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@mattkalish Don’t you have VIP hosts to assign to 21 year olds from the projects?

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@evenstevengg It’s called an earnings report

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Monster energy drinks from Temu is how the next pandemic happens

[Temu @shoptemu]

Order your snacks right here on Temu – what are you waiting forOrder your snacks right here on Temu – what are you waiting for?

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@MickBransfield They post thousands of markets every day, and if they set 10 egregiously mispriced lines they can get taken for a lot by sharps on those markets. On prediction markets those mistakes would cost them a set dollar amount of liquidity before someone manually fixes it.

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Gambling on Soccer, NFL, NBA, NHL: Taking heroin and going to Disney World
Gambling on MLB: Using a cheese grater as a pocket pussy

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Under on every prop for whoever is number 23

[D J @TxForever]

The Dallas Stars players apparently love blondes as much as I do 😂

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HARLOT

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Brewers game announcer called a bunt and run a “Safety Squeeze”

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BLOCKED BY KIRK

[The Field of 68 @TheFieldOf68]

Utah Valley misses a wide-open dunk to lose the WAC championship and a chance at their first-ever tourney berth 🤯😳

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@Suntanbird He stole my tinder opener

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I thought gay pride stuff was banned in the Middle East?

[Dylan Johnson @ASDylanJohnson]

👀 Americans boarding one of the many State Department charter flights leaving the Middle East to the U.S.

This plane landed safely this morning in Washington.

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Pirates Pirates parlay

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