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"This girl in my class kept mumbling the word "ballsack" to herself while we were taking notes..."

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"My friend brought this girl back, she puked on him & our futon. So we rolled her into the futon cushion like a taco & left her in the hall"

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"I fucked this girl and I want absolutely nobody to find out about it. I mean we got nasty."

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"So this drunk girl was giving me head and after i finish she stood up fell straight backwards smacked her head on my desk and got KO'd"

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"Everytime I fuck a girl from behind I manage to pop a thumb in her ass.. Works 60% of the time, everytime."

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"So I went finger blast this dance team girl, put my hand down her pants to find the jungle of fire. Retreated, rolled over, went to sleep."

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