Gavin Belson

Hooli isn't just about software. Hooli... Hooli is about people... I firmly believe we can only achieve greatness if first we achieve goodness.

[Gavin Belson @Hooli_CEO]

Like a child with a magnifying class, I am the God to the #hooli-verse. All #google employees welcome, all #piedpiper employees...disappear

[Gavin Belson @Hooli_CEO]

#StrataHadoop #strataconf so many sankey plots like a river of data that ultimately flows to #hooli We are the future

[Gavin Belson @Hooli_CEO]

Just came from #piedpiper booth at #strataconf and let me tell you, that platform has more bugs than the basement our engineers work in

[Gavin Belson @Hooli_CEO]

Everyone at #strataconf #StrataHadoop don't forget to stop by the #hooli booth. We are the future because we're the past!

[Gavin Belson @Hooli_CEO]

As the leaves fall off the trees, so do the layers off the onion revealing my tears #SiliconValley #belsonism

[Gavin Belson @Hooli_CEO]

My goal is to change Silicon Valley to Hooli Valley, one valley at a time. #SiliconValley #hooli

[Gavin Belson @Hooli_CEO]

I woke up this morning refreshed and ready to scrub the world clean of Pied Piper...or at least scrub the Internet #SiliconValley #interwebs

[Gavin Belson @Hooli_CEO]

@Lizzie_Dove @SiliconHBO @Middleditch @kumailn @nottjmiller don't worry. I'll have my people remove this from the Internet tonight

[Lizzie Dove @Lizzie_Dove]

i am THE WORST

[Gavin Belson @Hooli_CEO]

Consider the cheetah: fast but has the inability to slow down for fast food. Just like Hooli and our progress

[Gavin Belson @Hooli_CEO]

Anyone in Jackson Hole? Just landed and want to grab a Kombucha with a local #hooli #SiliconValley #PiedPiper

[Gavin Belson @Hooli_CEO]

@IBdigi @SiliconHBO @sourcefed if only she had nucleus to help her out...I miss that group

[Ian Booth - SEO @IBdigi]

Sounds like @Hooli_CEO Gavin Belson controversies from @SiliconHBO https://t.co/B53K2WQv2V

[Gavin Belson @Hooli_CEO]

@SideEyeGus get that out of here immediately....the result of rampant inbreeding

[Gavin Belson @Hooli_CEO]

In order to become great, we must first become good #MotivationMonday #belsonic

[Gavin Belson @Hooli_CEO]

When you can no longer look inwards, look outwards #endframe

[Gavin Belson @Hooli_CEO]

Major Announcement From Hooli: We will no longer be allowing coders to work in groups of 5

[Gavin Belson @Hooli_CEO]

I don’t want to live in a world where someone else makes the world a better place better than we do #SiliconValley #hooli