coach hoon

Pulitzer Prize Fighter. One foul left to give. I bomb atomically. Me in avi. Wins are a QB stat.

[coach hoon @Hoonagan]

I can't relate to people that root for the team that eliminated their team from the playoffs.

[coach hoon @Hoonagan]

Don't record people at the gym.

[Drunk Jack Grealish 🍻 @DrunkGreaIish]

That’s smart 😅

[coach hoon @Hoonagan]

I'm disgusted with Brad Stevens.

To a rival? For 35yo PG and 2x 1st?

Terrible.
Embarrassing.

Brown gonna play Daddy to the Celtic's four times a year for this.

[coach hoon @Hoonagan]

Hey @celtics, just say no to Giannis.

[coach hoon @Hoonagan]

@Brycen2047 Nope. Neither of those things are true.

[coach hoon @Hoonagan]

@GaryWhereAreU90 @jimrome @SlaterNFL @YouTube Don't you call him Chris!

[coach hoon @Hoonagan]

Fair.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

UFC fighter Bryce Mitchell criticizes Trump's White House UFC fight:

Our government is desecrating its role in society by hosting sporting events. Our tax dollars and resources are funding this operation. The government is supposed to protect us, not entertain us.

[coach hoon @Hoonagan]

"I was hacked" is internet slang for 'I did something I now regret.'

[Sean O’Meowlly🍭 @NeedMyNutsLickt]

I’m a now deleted post by Daniel Cormier, Eric Trump DM’d him and asked him “are any of the fights tomorrow rigged?” 👀
#UFCWhiteHouse

[coach hoon @Hoonagan]

#Jerryville lol

[coach hoon @Hoonagan]

Alejandro Kirky Puckett

[RobertFella 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @Bonkavision5]

Too on point not to share. This is great, but too bad the Orange Felon’s enablers won’t let him see it.
This Australian's reply to #Trump's rant about “NATO not being there for America” is perfect.
"Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.
You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.
Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.
Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.
And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again.
And you're calling Greenland poorly run?
Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.
'NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.
And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.
So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your f----- mouth."
- Tony Locke

[Matt Chatham @chatham58]

<sees home engulfed in flames>
“Energy production is thru the roof!”

[Sports Painter 🎨 @sportspainter]

Sale. These 11x14 original acrylic paintings available for $150 each. DM me if you’re interested.

[coach hoon @Hoonagan]

Does it say "protein pocket" on the menu at Subway?

Do people walk up to the counter and ask for a protein pocket?

[coach hoon @Hoonagan]

Peacock premium?

You greedy assholes.

[coach hoon @Hoonagan]

Turned on the Knicks game and wtf? 76-27?
The fuck is that?

[coach hoon @Hoonagan]

Since prediction markets aren't considered "gambling," can pro athletes go ahead and 'not gamble' on their own sports and games?

This Gianni's x Kalshi thing is a bad look.

[coach hoon @Hoonagan]

Oh FFS, Vrabel...
It's only season 2!?

This is a season 3 storyline.

[coach hoon @Hoonagan]

lol

[Albert Breer @AlbertBreer]

Presuming Tua Tagovailoa plays for the minimum this year, the Dolphins will wind up paying nearly $147 million for two years on his 2024 contract. They had him, at the time, on a $23.4 million option for '24, so Miami paid over $123 million for one additional year of Tua.

😳