Hope

[Hope @Hope_isms]

I just earned a free play by playing #StarbucksSummerGame #sweeps
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[Hope @Hope_isms]

I once got my finger stuck in a hole in chipotles #shithopesays

[Hope @Hope_isms]

You have to eat that now #shithopesays

[Hope @Hope_isms]

I always get locked in Narnia #shithopesays

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Why would you burn balls? #shithopesays

[Hope @Hope_isms]

I can give you a ride home and pee in the car again #shithopesays

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Pulling a Hope is something stupid you wouldn't do #shithopesays

[Hope @Hope_isms]

He wears suits, he's not sketchy #shithopesays

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It's little like a fish #shithopesays

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I only look at the boys #shithopesays

[Hope @Hope_isms]

I have like itty bitty pinkies #shithopesays

[Hope @Hope_isms]

At a concert bathroom line, tell everyone you're gonna puke so you can go first #lifewisdom #shithopesays

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And I have to pee! #shithopesays

[Hope @Hope_isms]

Order him some seeds. #shithopesays

[Hope @Hope_isms]

She just said I should have slept in the parking lot so I don't need to drive in the morning. #shitTamaraSays

[Hope @Hope_isms]

On the boat in Hawaii where I stole those pills, they had an open bar #shithopesays

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But I look like a at of dicks today #shithopesays

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This is so embarrassing #shithopesays

[Hope @Hope_isms]

I haven't said anything dumb yet.