Hope Batchelor

When Sting retires will he change his name to Stung?

[Hope Batchelor @HopeBatchelor]

@McDonalds Me and my husband needed an emergency sausage and egg McMuffin to nurse a mild hangover, we hit up the drive through and went on our way. We dug into the muffins to discover MISSING SAUSAGE. I could cry. What’s the point without sausage 😓

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Toby pumping iron after the challenge is laughable. What are you trying to prove mate?! #LoveIsland

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@tomallencomedy I’m trying to track down the support comedian you had on your Absolutely show back in March 2018. Can you share his name, please? 😊

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@JennyThyer @AlexHorne Bloody forgot didn’t I 😫

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@JennyThyer @AlexHorne You’ll need to add me on today Jenny. Only just caught wind of this so have some making up to do

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Anyone else see something romantic happening between @iam_rubes and @noelfielding11? #GBBO

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@SushiGourmetUK think you should sign up to @toogoodtogo so your leftover sushi isn’t going to waste!

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@BritishBakeOff how the heck did this make tonight’s edit? Need to have some words with your editor. Basically shown who’s got star baker and who’s gone home in the middle of the final challenge...

[Hope Batchelor @HopeBatchelor]

@ASOS I am appalled at your refund customer service. I sent an £80 order back to you on 12th July. No refund 12 working days later and when I contact your team they say they will pass it onto another team and be in touch in ANOTHER 10 days.

[Hope Batchelor @HopeBatchelor]

@British_Airways Worth a try hey!? Thanks anyway. As a parting gift here’s a final joke for you: I dropped my watch and when I went to retrieve it there was a man stood on it and shouting at his wife. So I went over and said “no one should be treated like that... not on my watch”

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@British_Airways if I told you a joke a joke every hour from tomorrow morning until I get bored. What’s the likelihood you’ll give me and my husband an upgrade on our Friday morning flight for our honeymoon? #ba0017

[Hope Batchelor @HopeBatchelor]

@British_Airways Oh noooooooo what a way to break our hearts. What a devastating start to our honeymoon 😔

[Hope Batchelor @HopeBatchelor]

@British_Airways Did you hear about the pilot who always had work? He was great at landing a job. #ba0017 #laurenceandhopetobeupgraded

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@British_Airways What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane? A Boeing Constrictor.
#ba0017

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@British_Airways Continuing with the airport/plane themed jokes: Q: What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? A: Plane Chocolate #ba0017 #hopeandlaurencetobeupgraded

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@British_Airways Bit late on this one but here’s your next joke:
Q: What do you get when you cross an airplane with a magician? A: a flying sorcerer.
#ba0017

[Hope Batchelor @HopeBatchelor]

@British_Airways Let’s start off with a Star Wars themed joke seeming as we’re flying on Star Wars day:
Q: What do you call a space pilot who lives dangerously? A: Han YOLO

[Hope Batchelor @HopeBatchelor]

@lilypebbles I’m going to duck and rice tonight. What do you recommend I eat?!? 👀👀👀

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@ODEONCinemas question for you. If you were not sell any tickets for a scheduled film. Do you still play the film knowing no one will be watching? Just something me and @Beechballmania wondering.