Hopper

Comedian (check out my YouTube channel @hoppercomedy)

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Getting married in less than a month! Wedding planning can be strenuous, but I hope my second wedding goes smoother.

Ever planned a wedding? #WeddingPlanning #Marriage

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Baking a potato? Start by letting it soak in cold water. It's a simple step that makes a big difference for the perfect baked potato. #BakingTips #Potato

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The fight is this weekend! Who's betting on Conor McGregor? Let's see that Irish America support shine in the comments. Our boy's coming back to be the champ again! #ConorMcGregor #UFC #Fighter

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Haters won't trip me up! It's time to save water and appreciate its essence and value. Let's find the good rocks and start the greatest relationship of all time with rock and human! #SaveWater #Inspiration

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A father's complex legacy: died toothless in his late 50s, despite claiming to love his children more than anything. His absence and lack of support paint a stark picture. #FamilyDynamics #PersonalReflection

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This is a bit of a tough spot when you realize whoever speaks first might lose the upper hand. It's a gamble, and the stakes can feel pretty high. #DatingStruggles #Relationships

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Guess what? That 'milk' you've been drinking? Totally water! Apparently, I didn't get enough 'good fun stuff' from mom. 😂 What’s the weirdest thing you were told as a kid? #FunnyFacts #Parenting

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Adulting: It's like having all the cool toys but no imagination. You want control, but you can't truly play. The kids who share are left out, while those hoarding toys seek validation. A fucked up situation. #Adulting #Relatable

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You're beautiful, and you need to hear it. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Spread that love and remember your worth. #SelfLove #Motivation

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This might not be much, but imagine building a house with this material! So much of it, and it's beautiful. Might need to clear out some space at home for treasures like these. #TreasureHunt #HomeDecor

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ADHD brain, but staying on track... mostly. Clouds are gorgeous though! Back to the point. #ADHD #Life

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Mario Kart in real life got me banned #shorts #prank https://t.co/q75OB1590H via @YouTube

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@Dexerto Where is she? All is see is trash and a trash bin 🗑️

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@zerowontmiss No better rage bait than “Do-Nothing’s” commenting on ppl actually living their lives.

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@JoeRoganRecaps Needle in the Ass crew giving health advice 😂

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The online discourse about gender identity is a distraction. The real issue? Cyclists hogging roads. Don't mistake this for a joke. #RoadSafety #Cycling

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Muscles looking good today? Ego boost is fine in moderation. Remember to stay hydrated – it's always a good idea! About 10-15 pounds gained. Time to head down the hill and have some fun! #FitnessJourney #Hydration

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@percyishim Marshal Lynch saved his 💰

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@DezBryant Bro’s Claude wrote this

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@Mr4thAndLong Same, bro. Internet 🛜 ain’t nothing to get too worked up over. Keep entertaining