Why is Steve?

A man in his mid-forties who becomes gradually more irritated with every passing minute.

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I think I might be an NPC. I’ve only got two lines of dialogue, and I de-spawn when you move out of draw distance.

Wanna buy some potions?

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@RealDwayne477 They wouldn’t have enough lung capacity to draw fresh air through that hose. They’d be breathing in their own exhaled air. Its called a tidal volume.

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@ThrillaRilla369 “This apple is more greener than that one”, for example. Drives me bananas.

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@everymovieandtv Pink. Kirby.

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#Mario day at work

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Christmas dinner #48. It may look a little slapdash, but we had a system! 🎄🎄🎄

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@theamelia__ Don’t bother kid

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@Wisdom_HQ My stupid life?

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@RinoTheBouncer Have you heard of “Nintendo”?

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Kid,…

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If you need a reminder of how much you love someone, hop onto their #NintendoSwitch screenshot album and flick through their #AnimalCrossing photos.

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@IntrovertProbss Four or five times a day on average

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Yoshi’s Safari

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@VisualFidelity Same reason to buy any Nintendo console - because its the only place you’ll be able to play the next Mario, Zelda, Metroid, Animal Crossing, Pokémon, Splatoon, Smash Bros., Kirby, Xenoblade, etc.
Loads of proven franchises that you can’t get anywhere else

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@CapcomEurope @StreetFighter @Kunitsu_Gami I was looking forward to playing this game on Switch 2. I might even have considered buying it on an empty key card or whatever. But I’m not wiping out one fifth of my new console’s storage on day one when there was a much better option available. Sorry, nope!

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Let’s gooooooo or whatever they say! #NintendoSwitch2

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@sleepyHyliian I agree. And while they're at it they could get actual teenagers instead of 25-year-olds.

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@MudrikaKavdia Lol. Try decades.

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Finding subtle ways to celebrate #MAR10Day at my place of work.

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@16bitnostalgia Panzer Dragoon Saga