Mark Hopton 💙

Trying to pay the bills with Artwork and Repro Skills, spend all day manipulating vectors and pixels. You, me, them, everybody, everybody........

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I think my wife loves her horse more than me. The horse has an itchy arse so she rubs special oils into it every night. I told her I've got an itchy arse but she told me to go fuck myself

[Football Fights @Footballfights]

Thomas Tuchel debating his substitutions in the street with England fans this summer...

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I give blood just because I enjoy lying down and being looked after for 45 minutes

[Greg Scott @GregScottTV]

Was just sent this.
The England team… But all as Alan Partridge.
Sound on…

[Ricky Rix @rickyrix15]

So it’s the 20th anniversary of #SoccerAid
As always every year it’s time for the classic Roy Keane quote
Never a truer word spoken, and always gives me a laugh every time I read it

[Mark Hopton 💙 @HoppyDoggles]

@deanoooh2020 And you have steak 2 nights on the bounce because the missus is away 😍

[Mark Hopton 💙 @HoppyDoggles]

@deanoooh2020 @SkySportsNews 😂😂😂😂😂

[Mark Hopton 💙 @HoppyDoggles]

@dwp Merry Xmas to you too, being sent a letter on Xmas Eve, telling me I have to pay back £838.36 because of a mistake you made, regarding my late mum's pension. Your timing is appalling, couldn't it have at least waited until after Xmas to send this, appalling timing

[Mark Hopton 💙 @HoppyDoggles]

@deanoooh2020 Nice Beaver Deano 😁

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

It's getting darker. Traffic is heavy. Commuting is tedious. But if you sit in a stationary queue with your foot jammed on the brake pedal you are blinding the people behind with your ridiculously bright lights. Stop it.

[Mark Hopton 💙 @HoppyDoggles]

@ThePoke Tralalan tralalan, they're always ready to fight, or to sing.......

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

6 - Six different teams from Yorkshire played and won in the EFL today, the most teams from the county to play on a single day with 100% of them winning since October 20th, 2012. Yorkshire.

[Mark Hopton 💙 @HoppyDoggles]

@deanoooh2020 Pace yourself young man, you don't want to be getting pointed in the direction of the train station at 10.30pm..... See you soon woooaaaahhhh Deano 😁

[Mark Hopton 💙 @HoppyDoggles]

@reallordgreen 😂

[Mark Hopton 💙 @HoppyDoggles]

@deanoooh2020 @georgekay @misoulradio Love you long time @deanoooh2020 😚

[Arron Nicholson @ArronN1983]

Can everyone please share this this. Danny was my step dad & life long city fan our family will be at the game Saturday so would be absolutely amazing if we can do this. #bcafc

[Mark Hopton 💙 @HoppyDoggles]

@IAmTheEggPod Hi Chris, I saw Paul on Sunday in Manchester, my trigger song for tears was when he played the opening bars to something on the ukele. I found the concert incredibly overwhelming, I totally understand Beatlemania now, I still can't believe I have seen him live, so glad you got to

[Mark Hopton 💙 @HoppyDoggles]

If only there was a cool song to celebrate this news 👀 @maximopark @BBC News - Why an A road with 'charm' has been voted UK's best
https://t.co/AzM7aLXrRD

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Justin Timberlake records new version of Black Lace’s classic hit ‘Superman’ with a number of updated dance instructions, including ‘take a selfie’, ‘vape’ and ‘make a contactless payment’