Hop Sing Laundromat

One of the best 30 bars on Earth accord. to Condé Nast Travel Magazine & one of the best bar in America in 2019 by GQ Magazine.

[Lê @Merchandise7X]

I love you @shakeshack but every time I order a SmokeShack is like a crapshoot 🤷‍♂️
Last week it was deliciously juicy & today is like chewing on a piece of cardboard. The inconsistency is too frequent😰 PS: your chicken sandwich❤️ is the hill I’ll die on over that @ChickfilA 🤣

[Hop Sing Laundromat @hopsinglaundry]

Please send all hate mail to @Merchandise7X and our establishment will be known as ‘@gruber & @SpikeEskin Watering Hole’ starting today. Thank youse all🙌

https://t.co/y7S56dJ7uu

[Hop Sing Laundromat @hopsinglaundry]

@Merchandise7X might buy youse inferior imperialist Americans a libation at ‘The World’s Greatest North Korean Cocktail Bar’ if youse people can pull this off 🤔
Yes, that’s @gruber 🤷‍♂️

[Hop Sing Laundromat @hopsinglaundry]

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[Hop Sing Laundromat @hopsinglaundry]

All hate mail should be sent to @Merchandise7X please as our establishment has nothing to do with this “self-bankruptcy” idea 🤦‍♂️

[Lê @Merchandise7X]

No hate mail for @hopsinglaundry pleaseee, @CraigLaBan @gruber @SpikeEskin @foobooz @MetroPhilly and @phillyinsider 🫣🤷‍♂️😰

[Hop Sing Laundromat @hopsinglaundry]

No extra charge for these “special individuals” because we careeeee!🙌

[Lê @Merchandise7X]

Yes, ‘The World’s Greatest North Korean Cocktail Bar’ @hopsinglaundry is now equipped to serve the likes of @CraigLaBan, @foobooz, @SpikeEskin, @gruber and @phillyinsider.
All responses are welcome but no hate mail pleaseee! 🥺

[Hop Sing Laundromat @hopsinglaundry]

@Merchandise7X would like to wish @gruber and all youse inferior imperialist Americans (that are planning to camp or wait outside an @Apple Store to be the first one in your area to have these phones tomorrow)…a good wait and good luck🤣🤣🤣

[Lê @Merchandise7X]

Hi @apple, must you ship the entire #iphone15 series to 'The World's Greatest North Korean Cocktail Bar' @hopsinglaundry? We NoKo are currently using the latest homemade flip phone on our unhackablee 1G system so we are good.
PS: hey @gruber, are U in a market for a iPhone? 🤔

[Hop Sing Laundromat @hopsinglaundry]

Good luck to @gruber and all youse inferior imperialist
Americans that are planning to camp or wait outside an Apple Store to be the first one in your area to have these #iphone15 tomorrow 🤣🤣🤣

[Lê @Merchandise7X]

The “incredibly stupid” @emilyshebanek 🤣🤣🤣

FYI: those 3 guests that were leaving are also from NYC and they thought I did the right thing by not serving you any more booze 🤷‍♂️

[Hop Sing Laundromat @hopsinglaundry]

Our establishment would like to wish @phillyinsider a “happy retirement” in Cheyenne River Reservation in South Dakota. So long #deepthroat 👋 😘

[Lê @Merchandise7X]

What’s with all the reporters & writers from
@phillyinquirer and taking pix at @hopsinglaundry? I can't even put @phillyinsider on our banned list because the FBI and US Marshals have placed him in the witness protection program right after this selfie was taken 🤔🤷‍♂️🤨

[Emily Bloch @emdrums]

@Merchandise7X @PhillyInquirer @CraigLaBan @hopsinglaundry @phillyinsider I’m gonna call him Craig La Banned from now on

[Michael Klein @phillyinsider]

@Merchandise7X @PhillyInquirer @CraigLaBan @hopsinglaundry

[Lê @Merchandise7X]

A lawsuit has been filed against @PhillyInquirer and @CraigLaBan on behalf of @hopsinglaundry.
We NoKo will not stand by while these inferior imperialists knowingly violated the agreement of 1954 Geneva Conference.
My attorneys will be presenting testimony from @phillyinsider 🙌

[Hop Sing Laundromat @hopsinglaundry]

@Merchandise7X really needs to stop saying stupid stuff at the gate of ‘The World’s Greatest North Korean Cocktail Bar’ @hopsinglaundry but in his defense, both @SpikeEskin and @gruber didn’t have the answer to his question 🤔

[Lê @Merchandise7X]

I promise to stop responding to stupid questions. My sincere apologies to both @SpikeEskin and @gruber 🥺

[Hop Sing Laundromat @hopsinglaundry]

This sounded like a “2 bells” issue to us. Just thinking out loud so no hate mail for our establishment pleaseee, @CraigLaBan 🥺

[Lê @Merchandise7X]

Hi @CraigLaBan, as an avid bike rider and a fan of ‘naked lunch’, what’s your ‘deep thoughts’ on this issue, sir?

[Hop Sing Laundromat @hopsinglaundry]

Yup! It’s safer at “The World’s Greatest North Korean Cocktail Bar” @hopsinglaundry than crossing the #DMZ 👍

[Lê @Merchandise7X]

It’s safer at @hopsinglaundry! 🙌
Am I right or wrong, @gruber and @SpikeEskin? 🤔

[Hop Sing Laundromat @hopsinglaundry]

We have 4 seats left for 'bar omakase' with @tobypmaloney for this #friday, 7/14th/23 so pls
DM @merchandise7x to make your reservation.
Yes, you can purchase a signed copy of this book for your Mother-in-law at 'The World's Greatest
• North Korean Cocktail Bar' #ThankYou 🙌

[Hop Sing Laundromat @hopsinglaundry]

Dear guests,
Please take a moment to read our policy and requirements. Thank you.

[Hop Sing Laundromat @hopsinglaundry]

Dear guests,
Reservation for ‘bar omakase’ for this #Friday 6/30th/23 and #Saturday 7/1st/23 with @tobypmaloney, two-time @beardfoundation award winner, is now available by DM @Merchandise7X at #instagram. Thank you 🙌