Jordan 🔱

local npc 🚶🏽‍♂️

[andrea 🧸 @dreay_lara]

I wanna travel and just get away from how toxic Vegas is , everything is partying🤮 no cool hobbies, no beach, no interesting places to go to 👎

[Jordan 🔱 @Hordan_a]

bro when i was told vegas was getting a hurricane this is what i thought it would be like

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Reporter on scene of Hurricane Idalia 👀

[Jordan 🔱 @Hordan_a]

@DailyLoud @GabyAndrade34 @Si_Sibre7 👀

[Jordan 🔱 @Hordan_a]

@liyahcasillas fr they be acting like it comes out of their paycheck

[Jordan 🔱 @Hordan_a]

don’t play with ernesto unless you don’t mind having your loot stolen from you.

[Jordan 🔱 @Hordan_a]

it took me 2 hours to wrap presents 🫠

[Jordan 🔱 @Hordan_a]

miss you homie <3

[Jordan 🔱 @Hordan_a]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

[tonio @txniooo]

I DONT WANNA HEAR A DEBATE ABOUT WHO THE GOAT IS ANYMORE

[Jordan 🔱 @Hordan_a]

there’s something so satisfying about finding that one airpod that’s been missing for a month

[jdʕ•̫͡•ʕ♡ @jeezfloreez]

Messi haters are losing sleep fsfs

[Jordan 🔱 @Hordan_a]

PSA: NEVER WATCH RAW ON NETFLIX!!!

[Jordan 🔱 @Hordan_a]

i’ve been procrastinating the gym for the past 2 hours… someone please yell at me to go

[Jordan 🔱 @Hordan_a]

this is why we are friends 💀

[Jordan 🔱 @Hordan_a]

story after story after story. mam please let me work

[Jordan 🔱 @Hordan_a]

went almost 2 weeks no gym and now i have many regrets 🤢

[Jordan 🔱 @Hordan_a]

why is everyone getting sick? and who passed it on to me? 🤧

[Jordan 🔱 @Hordan_a]

ain’t no way this is 1 dog

[Jordan 🔱 @Hordan_a]

when did it get so cold?

[Jordan 🔱 @Hordan_a]

@lmaojoslyn apparently not through drive

[Jordan 🔱 @Hordan_a]

got hungry after the gym, went to canes, forgot my wallet, they don’t accept apple pay, and now i’m sad and hungry. fml