Horizon Soccer

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Even though it's the off season purity predator john is always on the hunt! @JohnVentrella

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What Coach Melo does to you if you don't score a goal all season https://t.co/aNduxK76RI @Kmelo96 @JohnVentrella

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The low key waste man started sniffing powder at a carnival in Tdot. Know one knows who he is because he's a low key waste man

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Coach Melo: next season I put my team on a heavy green smoking diet to expand the lungs. But had to give @JohnVentrella some estrogen pills

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I hope everyone's sticking to their running schedules for next season @JohnVentrella @Albanianmagic @wade_goold and John get off the darts

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Congratulations to the newly wed @lepp96 Horizon FC is so happy for you!! #socute #diamondrings see you after the honeymoon

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Costa papadopoulous and Andrew Mana with the last goals of the season, we will be back.

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This just in: Wade is really bad at tweeting and is banned from the Horizon FC account. David Aliko will replace him.

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It has been confirmed team mascot Liam Corbett will run around the track naked holding the Horizon FC flag before the game!

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Horizon FC are preparing for their first play off game, defender Lepp has already beat off 4 times today #excited

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#playoffdayfunfact Andrew mana and john ventrella share underwear

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#playoffdayfunfact Wade Goold is second cousins with WWE ex Champion Goldberg

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#playoffdayfunfact Ryan Lepp was dropped on his head when he was 3 that's why he's a little fucked up

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#playoffdayfunfact Midfielder Zeus left the quad cuz Liam's sheets smell like the swine flu

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#playoffdayfunfact Defender John Ventrella goes to hot yoga class every Tuesday

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#playoffdayfunfact Judd's Reymes is really big holy

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#playoffdayfunfact Tender Rob Jurisevic almost got kicked out of Guelph for being an illegal immigrant #firstrounddraftpick #TankForMcDavid

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#playoffdayfunfact Brazilian transfer Kosta is actually Greek. He is also decent at soccer.

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#playoffdayfunfact David Aliko is finally off the darts to do healthier things. Like CoCo

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#playoffdayfunfact Andrew Mana is the only player to score in every game this season