Horizon Problems

Because some towns just can't figure it out. *(We are in no way affiliated with the line that separates the the Earth from the sky, or any school divisions)

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You should probably just avoid Watson altogether

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Oh these sheep have no idea what’s comin’ #Bruno

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Congratulations to Connor Ingram on getting drafted by Tampa Bay. Great guy, huge bush

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"I love Leroy ladies, I got cousins in Leroy!" #FamilyGatherings

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A Grade 9 child wakes abruptly in the night. He can sense the danger.

Dylan Elke is free.

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If you are going to make a snapstory, at least make it funny and definitely not just a pointless selfie

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Taking off a Quill Lake girl's pants is a lot like opening up a large barn door

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Big shout out to a Horizon beauty who is no longer a convict #Free #KickAss @DylanElke

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Bruno: Where men are men and sheep are nervous

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Humboldt kids put more buns in the oven than my grandma

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Humboldt kids put the high in highschool

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The only time a Watrous girl is a ten is on the pH scale #BasicBitches

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Remember Humboldt girls, dress for the hockey player you want not the hockey player you have #PuckTips

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Studies show that people now give 80% less fucks when checking the ridiculous amount of snap stories in their feed

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All the dudes still going to grad parties years after they finished:

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So many sheep, not enough velcro gloves #BrunoProbs #SheepFuckers

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Wynyard: because no body loses more at high school sports

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A Lanigan girl'a worst nightmare #SpermWhales #JizzMonsters

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4 out of 5 Lanigan freshies were asking for it

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Liquor before beer, you're in the clear. An Ituna girl before any type of alcohol and you should probably just turn the lights off