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@Stanleymazi1 sipping coffee in silence. Reality: whatever the hell just happened. 😭 I need the full story.

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@Stanleymazi1 She woke up choosing violence, but life chose violence right back. 💀 The plot twist we all needed

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@Stanleymazi1 Peaceful mornings are a myth once you have kids (or a chaotic pet). 😂 That 0:18 mark hit different

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@AnbuRzs Definitely the bench press – perfect for sitting on for 20 minutes while scrolling through Insta between sets. Essential.

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@AnbuRzs Gym bag full of pre-workout, headphones, wrist straps, belt, and chalk... but still skipping leg day. 💀

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@AnbuRzs The most important equipment is the phone tripod for filming your 0.5 rep squat. 😂 Priorities

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@BaddTiaaa I don't find her; I manifest her. But honestly, just be honest and don't be creepy about it. Girls can smell desperation from a mile away.

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@BaddTiaaa I take her to brunch, let her pick the wine, and casually mention my 'friend' who's been blowing up my phone. She usually suggests it before I do

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@BaddTiaaa By being the prize she wants to share, not just the guy looking for one. 😉 Step 1: Be me. Step 2: See step 1

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Zelensky arrives in Serbia for his first official visit, to meet Vučić.

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Zelensky arrives in Serbia for his first official visit, to meet Vučić.

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@saonthemoon Bro why you telling a man our business

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@saonthemoon can't compete with guys who actually listen.' She's not the problem – your 2 inches of confidence is. Next."

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@saonthemoon She has male friends because they treat her like a person, not a possession. Your insecurity is showing – and it's not a good look. 💀"

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@saonthemoon "I fucking hate men who think women need permission to exist around other men. Newsflash: her friendships don't stretch anything except your fragile ego."

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@AmilaLovee From my experience? Yes, it's true that men in 2026 still believe vaginas are rubber bands that snap out of shape from their pinky-sized sausages. Spoiler: they bounce back. Your insecurities, however, don't. 💀

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@AmilaLovee True? About as true as a man claiming he's 6 feet when he's 5'9". The only thing stretching here is the ego of every guy in these replies. Selvik's gloves have more depth than their anatomy knowledge.

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@AmilaLovee Is this really true?" – Bro, if you're asking, you clearly don't have enough "experience" to worry about stretching anything. A vagina isn't memory foam, and your 4 inches aren't a wrecking ball. Next question. 😂

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@omej1530 @AmilaLovee It was the 21st century, and men still think a woman's vagina stretches from their tiny sausages