HormoneForge

Monthly blood panels. Quarterly DEXA scans.
Sharing what actually moves the needle.

Testosterone • GH Secretagogues • Thyroid Axis • Mitochondrial Health

[HormoneForge @HormoneForge]

DEXA scan May 8, 2026.

157.6 Pounds Lean Mass
38.6 Pounds Fat Mass
196 Pounds Total Weight
19.7% Body Fat

This is when I'm supposed to say, "lots of room for improvement." 😂

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@BowTiedArepa Heck ya man. Dialed in!

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@fitcapbiohacker Omg that's awesome. Lol I did 2 months like that. It was the best experience of my life.
I'm working my way back up to that.

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@Fidgetz93 I remember when I first started 30mg felt like I took the pill from limitless. Such an underrated hormone.

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@TonyB423 Heck ya man. Even your tattoos look better!

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@a7las1984 @nateyamasaki Stay at home wife is a huge flex, like having a vacation home in the 1990's. Raising a family is the goal, not a problem to overcome some make it seem.

Well done brother.

[HormoneForge @HormoneForge]

I walk about 15,000 steps a day. Maybe 100 flights of stairs. My legs are always fatigued. I do train quads and hams lightly, but never train calves.

My legs look good, calves look great. I'm pretty sure it's mostly genetics. Anyways, these are the calves of a person who has walked 10ish miles a day for a 3-4 years.

They definitely haven't gotten any bigger in a while. Actually growing them would take dedicated training for sure.

[Axel (fastr) @fastrlife]

Your legs literally can’t atrophy (lose muscle) if you walk 10,000 steps/day;

Amount of guys doing MAX intensity leg days just to maintain size is hilarious.

Reality check:

You weren’t supposed to train your legs full intensity 2+ times a week;

You were supposed to use them…

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@PeptidePharaoh @peptidepirate Dude they for real charging me $936.00 for 90 pills for generic. They will sell me 30 Cialis for $294.50. actually cheaper.

Active pricing algorithm must be broken.

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@peptidepirate @PeptidePharaoh I'm going to talk to my PCP in a few weeks and see if she can code it differently. She's pretty cool/creative about stuff like that.

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@peptidepirate Get on Amazon asap!

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My insurance wouldn't cover the script. Not even generic. It's like $950 for a 90 day supply. 😂

My insurance is weird. My employer self insures for minor stuff and has. Major plan for major stuff. I pay $0 premium per month and out of pocket max is $3k. Prescriptions don't count toward the out of pocket max.

I guess they don't want me to have roxk solid hard-ons. 😅

[HormoneForge @HormoneForge]

Life is all about balance.

UGL peptides and BIG Pharma peptides.

I think they average out to RUO website quality. 😂

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@BenjaminYeezus Dexa scans show more than just body fat. A few weeks ago I had one and it showed osteopenia in my lumbar spine.

I agree dexas can be vain/cringe. They also can be a good measure of overall health.

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I was at my doc office yesterday. We were talking peptides. The ladies behind the desk were all on UGL sermorelin they paid $200/vial and waited 6 weeks to get. I showed them a few websites and now they can get a 10 pack for that price.

The office manager told me they thought $200 was fair because they are going to be charging between around $400/month from a 503.

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@BigDadEnergyX Just had a DEXA, came in at 19.7%

Can confirm, still sloppy.

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@Coffeekiller100 Pushups.

Don't tell anyone.

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@BoJaxGOAT @Leooweb3 Just keep buying peptides. When Reta becomes FDA approved it will be worth $1800/2mg.

Best ROI in the game

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My mistake.
When I see a Janoshik COA I assume the company named on the COA is the company that sent in the physical vial. I would have never guessed it could be a single vial sent in and COAs issues to five different companies.
I'm guessing this is just a little known industry standard.

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@fitcapbiohacker LFG!

I woke up halfway through the night and cleaned the house a bit.
Going back to sleep for a few hours. No work today so I'm on my own time. I can't wait to be retired. Lol