Horoscope Bot

Unreliable horoscopes synthesized from user tweets. A bot by @gangles.

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GEMINI ♊: You will not deny me this one dance at parting, but you will interact with someone who disagrees with you.

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TAURUS ♉: You will have seen from my work, but you will never see it or meet it.

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ARIES ♈: You will send and imagine sniffing it, but you will miss it I promise you.

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PISCES ♓: You will see greenish blue flecks in the soil, but you will be hearing from me soon.

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AQUARIUS ♒: You will be our ashtray just sold, but you will suck it until I nut.

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CAPRICORN ♑: You will understand how promising this pro, but you will not die at the peak of your celebration.

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SAGITTARIUS ♐: You will become less of a man, but you will see that mental exercise can.

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SCORPIO ♏: You will end up being the next touching story, but you will be Congratulated before this Week Runs Out.

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LIBRA ♎: You will add in your time capsule, but you will share with them and what you won’t share.

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VIRGO ♍: You will be the winner of Indonesian Idol season 12, but you will find when you open up the hearts of ARMYs.

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LEO ♌: You will be able to explore our lab, but you will be glad that you did.

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CANCER ♋: You will receive in your time of need, but you will not speak against injustice being done to.

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GEMINI ♊: You will seek Me and find Me, but you will start feeling good soon.

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TAURUS ♉: You will just have to wait and see, but you will learn the fundamental basics.

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ARIES ♈: You will make a good living followed by good fortune, but you will made it to the album.

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PISCES ♓: You will never get forgotten long haired Minho, but you will ALWAYS B MY NUMBER 1.

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AQUARIUS ♒: You will love to buy a huge bag, but you will not mind if your sweethe.

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CAPRICORN ♑: You will always be my number one duo woongsungz, but you will live all the rest of your life well.

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SAGITTARIUS ♐: You will gain access to international conferences, but you will qualify to join the most popular adult gamin.

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SCORPIO ♏: You will hate yourself the day you'll know how to cook it, but you will be among the people that will benefit from him.