JerCuckbly

The Savior Of Hamplanet

[JerCuckbly @HorrorAuror]

@padre_de_cresva So that means the "lone juror" has to be someone screwing with Jer 🤣

[JerCuckbly @HorrorAuror]

@charliebcurran I thought that spider was randomly Matt Jarbo

[Charles Curran @charliebcurran]

I used AI to explain the AI Doomer drama, with Lord of the Rings and kittens.

[Sadprincess14 (COMMs open) @PraiseAltman111]

Sometimes I think about how a AA studio with Robocop Rogue City was able to properly recreate how two actors looked like 40 years ago but a western AAA studio with 9 digits budget struggle to get it right with the actors in the studio.

[JerCuckbly @HorrorAuror]

@YellowFlashGuy Is CG taking a leftist turn to protect Evs?! Gotta protect those mainstream comics! Lmaooo

[JerCuckbly @HorrorAuror]

@SmashJT2 His son is on recording hating him, telling his mom he wants Dickers gone. He's a garbage father who washes away the knowledge of what a garbage father he is, with weed seltzer. Didn't visit his newly blind daughter in the hospital either. I hate saying DSP is a better person.

[JerCuckbly @HorrorAuror]

@Tugssquirrel @YellowFlashGuy

[JerCuckbly @HorrorAuror]

@Bad_Banner Ill give dsp one bit of credit: we don't know anything about the scent of his wife's vagina.

[JerCuckbly @HorrorAuror]

@Bad_Banner If some dude at her work seduced her and stole her from DSP, it would be legendary. If the dude was a detractor on top of that...

[JerCuckbly @HorrorAuror]

@tuuu28283 I understood just fine! We have a lot of unofficial (fake) holidays, usually it is just for marketing or an excuse to have fun, purposes. Just some examples:

[JerCuckbly @HorrorAuror]

@padre_de_cresva "My mentor gave me the best business advice: fail fast" and boy does he.

[JerCuckbly @HorrorAuror]

@GeekyBoarders You're downplaying what a cunt he is, really.

[JerCuckbly @HorrorAuror]

@YellowFlashGuy If he would follow the example of his chins and double it, he'd be in good shape.

[KevinFlash @YellowFlashGuy]

Another SLOW day for Ethan Van Sciver.
After another drama stream he managed to pick up ONE backer. This is a catastrophic failure for the man who said Cyberfrog can reach 100k in one day.

[Smash JT @SmashJT]

Credit to @TheyCallMeDSP

[GeekyBoarders @GeekyBoarders]

Throat Goat Ethan Van Sciver trying to cling to his "conservative street cred" after spending the last month sucking off James Gunn and begging for any crumb of attention from DC comics. The past month has been VERY enlightening as even the... less mentally active... among Ethan's audience have noticed that he seems to be DESPERATELY trying to build a return to DC Comics as his exit strategy for comicsgate now that he has killed it and money has completely dried up.

Ethan is hoping that if he kisses enough DC Comics ass, attacks enough conservatives, and kisses enough radical leftists, DC will let him come crawling back then he can hit the eject button on comicsgate. Is Ethan saying that Gail Simone, the woman that gave us "fridging" is not a alt left psycho sjw? She was Ethan's work wife for the longest time. He evil cried to her when he got cucked by that skydiving instructor.

[Wild Horse 🪶🇺🇸 @Wild_Horse]

I am officially making the offer of my services to any cucked Western nation to act as your crime deterrent.

If migrants are raping/abusing your kids, I will scalp them in full Comanche ceremonal garb on live television. I'll be the bad guy.

Crime guaranteed to plummet.

[Lord Arse! @Lord_Arse]

The most beautiful Sega Dreamcast you will ever see.

[The Critical Drinker @TheCriticalDri2]

Corenswet deserved a much better director than James Gunn.