The Horror Schmuck

Just another Horror film fan with bad opinions!

[The Horror Schmuck @HorrorSchmuck]

And on the subject of music videos that would make great films - ‘Holy Roller’ by @spiritboxband has awesome Midsommer vibes (while also being a great track!)

https://t.co/Mw1IgN3KlO

[The Horror Schmuck @HorrorSchmuck]

The music video for ‘Drag Me Into The Woods’ by @HOLY_FAWN deserves to have a full film based on it.

https://t.co/VXXRsbBpjE

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10 Word Summary: His House

Couple deal with being refugees as well as hauted house.

8/10 - An excellent film that explores the struggles of refugees arriving and adapting to life in the UK, as well as survivors guilt and PTSD. Highly recommended!

[The Horror Schmuck @HorrorSchmuck]

Aliens vs. Predator - Requiem is so bad it makes Alien vs. Predator look like a Scorsese classic. 1/10

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10 Word Summary: The Crazies (2010)

Small town America made more unbearable by bio-weapon in water.

6/10 - A solid remake of George Romero‘s original. Enjoyable throughout if a touch clichéd at times!

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30 Days of Night still has one of the best potrayals of Vampires in horror! (the comics aren’t bad either!)

[Bryony Harvey @BryonyHarvey]

Crowdfunding campaign has begun for @HauntingFilm over on @kickstarter!!!!!
Check out the link, and any help would be massively appreciated!!!
#indiefilm #crowdfunding #kickstarter #horror #horrorfans #actor #actorlife #link #horrorfilm #filmmaking https://t.co/dbomzgnJhB

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10 Word Summary: The Vigil

Shomer deals with demonic presence and learning to text girls.

7/10 - A well trodden formula made to feel fresh by an interesting setting, great acting and genuinely tense moments. Also, love to see Yiddish spoken in a #horrorfilm!

[The Horror Schmuck @HorrorSchmuck]

10 Word Summary: Mayhem

Virus cause office to breakdown into cathartic violence against capitalism

7/10 - Steven Yeun and Samara Weaving are great fun to watch in this story of revenge set against the backdrop of a virus that makes you loose all inhibitions - A great gory time!

[The Horror Schmuck @HorrorSchmuck]

10 Word Summary: Jeruzalem

POV advert for Israel interrupted by hell gateway opening up

2/10 - Interesting premise, setting and use of POV. Let down by the storyline well before the jarring CGI at the end.

[Bloody Disgusting @BDisgusting]

First Look at Serbian ‘Vampir’, Which Bites Into Actual Vampire Cases https://t.co/HYYGw97G8G

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10 Word Summary: Willy's Wonderland

Stoic kills animatronic nightmares, still does excellent cleaning job.

6/10 - Nick Cage is highly enjoyable as the mute protagonist. Overall a genuinely fun time!

[The Horror Schmuck @HorrorSchmuck]

10 Word Summary: The Mortuary Collection

Creepy Mortician tells dark and twisted tales based on clients.

8/10 - One of the best #horror anthologies I'v seen recently. Four separate stories excellently sewed together by an engaging narrative thread.

[The Horror Schmuck @HorrorSchmuck]

Thoughts while rewatching Halloween (1978): Why does no one appear to lock thier house properly in the 70s?

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All the yes.

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A Balkan horror, ja to već volim

[Bloody Disgusting @BDisgusting]

Darkness Walks Among the Trailer for Folk Horror ‘The Pond’ [Video] https://t.co/vY5yD2uFd1

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As much as I can't wait for @ClariceCBS to be released, I still really wish a certain other show was still going...

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The Exorcist is in fact a pro-Christian film, with atheism depicted as leading to the devil and the only saviour from this evil being a Priest. It should therefore be mandatory watching in all Sunday Schools from now on.

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10 Word Summary: The Pale Door

Outlaws find girl instead of gold, western witchy mayhem ensues.

4/10 - Another @Shudder exclusive. Won't last long in the memory, but if you fancy something mindless, theres fun to be had with its B movie feel and #horror/western mashup.

[Bloody Disgusting @BDisgusting]

‘The Funeral Home’ Terrorized by a Demon [Exclusive Trailer] https://t.co/H4oALZf0kV